This is Alvin. He is my Ikea crab. He lives on my sofa. I keep planning to use him in my "Stuff on my Crab" project but never get around to it. I also keep being tempted to rename it to "Crabs on my Junk" for comedy value.
Today I have been driven insane by Python. As a programming language it is very nice but I swear the people who wrote the documentation were intentionally trying to mislead and make things difficult.