the nutritional value of corn = zero
A special thanks to alyssa for taking it upon herself in redecorating my apartment with yellow sticky messages.
My friends...
Brett's sick, nicole's fat and pregnant, Adrian is visiting from florida, I'm glad he's here I miss him terribley, my dad is still funny after all these years, the model girls are starving them selves for summer bikini time, my friend mitch at atlantic records wrote a song about me called "frustrating" my frerind cassady calls me at 430 every morning coked off her head, and i get to listen to it when im groggy waking up, my brother called last night i was drunk, i wonder what he wants, david and i broke up, good thing, i hung out with jaime and his friend last night which was entertaining at least, we had dinner at chipriani's and sat next to patricia fields and kim catrell, is that her name from sex and the city? my friend jay is going over sea's for the next 3 years as a sniper in the marines -i'm scared i'll never see him again, my neighbor jordan sends me text message 50 times a day, when he's not knocking on my door or calling. I want to hurt him, julia, i haven't seen in a while, but i'm sure will be attending the festivities at the hole tomorrow evening, my friend laura is a star fucker, and like to call me and be all loud and obnoxious telling me gory details, lee... hmm only calls on thursdays because he wants me to attend elite's parties...hmm, im waiting.
im cleansing my freinds again.. i feel the need to do this when i start to spread myself thinly.
How to:
think,
over analyze...
why do i keep this friend around.
do i really like this person?
insert cell phone into hand,
and begin deleting numbers.
afterwards, when the phone rings answer only numbers that appear logged into the cell phone.
keep telling yourself...
i never liked them anyway.
My friends...
Brett's sick, nicole's fat and pregnant, Adrian is visiting from florida, I'm glad he's here I miss him terribley, my dad is still funny after all these years, the model girls are starving them selves for summer bikini time, my friend mitch at atlantic records wrote a song about me called "frustrating" my frerind cassady calls me at 430 every morning coked off her head, and i get to listen to it when im groggy waking up, my brother called last night i was drunk, i wonder what he wants, david and i broke up, good thing, i hung out with jaime and his friend last night which was entertaining at least, we had dinner at chipriani's and sat next to patricia fields and kim catrell, is that her name from sex and the city? my friend jay is going over sea's for the next 3 years as a sniper in the marines -i'm scared i'll never see him again, my neighbor jordan sends me text message 50 times a day, when he's not knocking on my door or calling. I want to hurt him, julia, i haven't seen in a while, but i'm sure will be attending the festivities at the hole tomorrow evening, my friend laura is a star fucker, and like to call me and be all loud and obnoxious telling me gory details, lee... hmm only calls on thursdays because he wants me to attend elite's parties...hmm, im waiting.
im cleansing my freinds again.. i feel the need to do this when i start to spread myself thinly.
How to:
think,
over analyze...
why do i keep this friend around.
do i really like this person?
insert cell phone into hand,
and begin deleting numbers.
afterwards, when the phone rings answer only numbers that appear logged into the cell phone.
keep telling yourself...
i never liked them anyway.