Jul 31, 2013 12:04
Seriously, there's some new info released on Pottermore. And it includes what? ONLY AN ENTIRELY IMPORTANT TO ME CHARACTER'S FUCKING BACKSTORY.
And people are discussing it and squeeing about it without using freaking spoiler tags!
Look, too late, I'm spoiled, and frankly, it ruined my fucking day. It's harder to do it on Facebook, I know, but would it kill you to put "SPOILER!" before you start leaking info? Then I know not to click on shit.
If you do this to me, I will message you back with the entire plot of The Cuckoo's Calling, including whodunnit.
Incidentally, it's possible to do this right. Mugglenet did. If I click on a link, my bad.
Just--GAH, I have been waiting for this for two or three frigging years and clicking on stupid puzzles ONLY to get this information. And I'm asking you, Snapefen, how would you feel if it were Snape's backstory--like the whole thing. "I KNEW it! I knew he asked Lily to be his date to the Whomping Willow Hootenanny!" (not true, of course, I just made that up.)
I know I could do and dink around with Pottermore until I got it, but that would be my choice, wouldn't it? Or I could find a plaintext version, if I wanted to.
Some people have no freaking sense, I swear.
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