Behold....Brock's business card!
If I get Brock's cosplay done in time, I'll get these printed up (I know a site that does it for free; unfortunately, I'll get 250 of them at a shot, blegh), and hand them out, provided I have (a) a person to photograph the event and (b) my Croagunk ready to drag me away. We'll see how things go.
Either way, you KNOW Brock's business card would look like this.