What did I do to deserve this?

[moonymarauds]

Oh God, what the hell happened to me?

Sirius, let's forget about last week, yeah?  We both said things we didn't mean and I'm sorry about them.  Just...don't come by my room this week I'm feeling a little under the weather so I'll probably curl up in bed so can my roommates please let me be?  Sorry but I'll probably attempt to sleep all day.

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[lilyredwitch]

MOONY?!

...oh my God.

[moonymarauds]

LILY! THIS IS REALLY NOT GOOD!

This is going to sound beyond wrong but can I borrow a bra?

[lilyredwitch]

Why not? I bet you're adorable~

Of course you can. I'll bring one by now.

[moonymarauds]

I'm not! I'm all squeaky and my shirts are hanging off my shoulder no matter how much I tug them back up and...it's so embarrassing!

Thanks. Don't you mention this to James. Ever.

[lilyredwitch]

Omigod, Moony, you are adorable! I bet you're all wee!

About you being a chick or borrowing my bra?

[moonymarauds]

I'm tiny! I'm all small and my hands and feet are miniscule.

Actually...I'm not sure I'll need a bra. I'm...not that well-endowed when it comes to these things. I never thought I'd actually want to know more about breasts...

[lilyredwitch]

Can I come and see you so I can judge for myself? We have all the same bits now, it'll be okay.

[moonymarauds]

Could you please? I need to see a friendly face.

[action]

[lilyredwitch]

I'm on my way.

[Lily arrives at room 202 about ten minutes later with a suspiciously bulgy purse slung over one arm. She knocks.]

Moony? Are you in?

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[moonymarauds]

[Hearing Lily's voice, he trudges out of bed, trying to tug his shirt back up his shoulders even though it hangs off a second later. A miserable looking Remus answers the door.]

Hi Lily.

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[lilyredwitch]

[Despite Remus' miserable appearance, Lily was right and Remus is adorable. She smiles gently.]

You look really sweet, Remus. C'mon, chin up, I've brought some clothes that'll probably fit, even though you're smaller than me.

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[moonymarauds]

[Perks up a little at her smile.]

R-really? Clothes that might fit?

[Tugs at the shirt half-heartedly before moving to close the door behind Lily so no one else can peek in.]

This is weird, being this small.

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[lilyredwitch]

[Lily shakes her head and giggles, setting her purse down on the bed and pulling some clothes out.]

I didn't expect you to be so wee, Moony.

[Pulling out some jeans.]

I presume you're going to be against dresses - I brought one just in case - so here are some jeans. They'll be too long, but we can roll them up.

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[moonymarauds]

[Attempts a frown but it ends up being a full blown pout.]

Just rub salt in my wounds Lily.

[Hands on hips, not realising how girlish it makes him look.]

No dresses. I will never wear a dress. Jeans I can work with even if they're too long in the legs. [Looking at the jeans and then at himself.] Good God I really am tiny!

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[lilyredwitch]

[Lily laughs.]

I think you're ... maybe 5'1"? These are going to be huge on you.

[She looks at the jeans again, trying to think of a way to make them work.]

Put them on, I think I brought a belt. And safety pins.

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[moonymarauds]

Great so in addition to my dick being replaced by a vagina and getting boobs, I've now lost a foot in height. That's just fantastic.

[Takes the jeans and scurries into the bathroom, emerging with one hand holding them up, trying not to trip over them.]

Sorry, I really do appreciate this, it's just a bloody nuisance and I hate it.