Email to Tucker

[moonyblues]

Is there some correlation between you and Kara fucking in our bathroom and the sudden disappearance of all of our big fluffy towels?

If there is, can I get the towels back, please? Is there a ransom involved?

-Remus

PS. *is speechless*

Comments

[bitter_brother]

What the fuck are you talking about? I don't get it. Why would I have stolen your towels, dude? And... fucking Kara what huh?

-T.

This email is obviously LOCKED from the beginning so don't even!!

[moonyblues]

You. Kara. Fucked. In my bathroom.

Towels = All Gone.

Coincidence?

Re: This email is obviously LOCKED

[bitter_brother]

I did?

Are you fucking with me?

(Because there's a really fucking blurry part of the evening and I don't remember getting back to the hotel.)

I don't have your towels. But I'll buy you new ones. Just tell me what happened. Kara hasn't said shit about anything like that. However, she is acting really ...

Did I really? Are you sure??

Re: This email is obviously LOCKED

[moonyblues]

I can smell a rabbit from half a mile away, so I'm pretty sure.

The towels aren't a problem, I just thought I'd give you a little shit, but I expected you'd at least knew what happened in there.

Last I saw you, you and Kara were making out of the couch. Heavily.

Ummm...Then a few minutes later, when I wandered through there, you were both gone.

Later still, I walk into the bathroom and am accosted by some very interesting smells.

I'm pretty sure. The only alternative is that Kara and you both went in there to masturbate, but I find that highly unlikely.

If it's any consolation, I don't think you came, or the smell of you would be stronger...Which also points to something other than the masturbation theory...

And Kara was having her...ah...'time of women.' Which also kind of points away from the masturbation theory...

Err. Sorry. I really didn't mean to be the messenger, here, I thought you knew...

*is still speechless*