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FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young GARBAGE MAN named SIR BELCHINGTON. He was UNDULATINGLY FLAKING in the SICK forest when he met MANGY SMELLY MOE, a run-away TELEMARKETER from the CRANKY Queen NATALIA.
SIR BELCHINGTON could see that MANGY SMELLY MOE was hungry so he reached into his CEREAL BOX and give him his NAKED OLD CHEESE. MANGY SMELLY MOE was thankful for SIR BELCHINGTON's OLD CHEESE, so he told SIR BELCHINGTON a very STARVING story about Queen NATALIA's daughter MELDOY. How her mother, the CRANKY Queen NATALIA, kept her locked away in a OUTHOUSE protected by a gigantic BEAVER, because MELDOY was so HARDCORE.
SIR BELCHINGTON SUCKED. He vowed to MANGY SMELLY MOE the TELEMARKETER that he would save the HARDCORE MELDOY. He would SATISFY the BEAVER, and take MELDOY far away from her eveil mother, the CRANKY Queen NATALIA, and SUFFER her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a FUCKED FIRE and MANGY SMELLY MOE the TELEMARKETER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic BEAVER from his story. CRANKY Queen NATALIA FUCKED out from behind a DIARREA and struck SIR BELCHINGTON dead. In the far off OUTHOUSE you could hear a FLATULATION.
THE END.
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