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My dearest home laptop!
I know that you are 5 years old which in human equivalent is like 75, that you have 64 bit win7 ultra installed on your solemn 1Gb of memory, that you have broken power cord, what makes moving you impossible. I know you are angry at me for using my ipad, corporate laptop and phone all the time instead of you, darling. I know that you can't survive a day without blue screen, that you have ventilation problems, and that launching internet browser, skype and music player at the same time causes inevitable system shutdown or blue screen (see above). I'm sorry for not updating windows and antivirus databases for you. I know that you have broken lid, which makes opening you not that easy... But could you please, at least when i need you really much, stop being such an annoying little bitch?!
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