Jul 07, 2005 21:53
There are three types of people in this world: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are only an inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let the dicks fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get our dicks AND our pussies all covered in shit!
Thank you.