S$14.00 Kissing Session

May 19, 2006 02:26

You only need to pay 14 bucks to kiss in front of Tom Cruise and Maggie Q.

I was mentally prepared for an exciting film this evening but little did I expect that I'd be blessed with not one but two dramas unfolded right before my very eyes. Complete with lips-sucking sound effect to orchestrate the rest of the performance. So I thought that Gavin and I would have a comfortable view from a priviledged last row to optimise our movie experience. I had this troubling gut instinct when I sat before this dark-skinned couple, presumedly, ethnically Indian; the guy was wrapped around the girl like they were inseparable. How loving, I thought as I looked at them with a dash of envy.

Mission Impossible 3 started out bold with Tom Cruise playing Ethan Hunt, clutched to a seat threatened by his villain pointing the gun to his wife's head in scene number one. How I wished those two in front were put to test like that! Would these 2 subjects sacrifice themselves trying to save the other? Judging from back to back intensed kissing and skillful manoeuvre of positions by the female subject on the male subject, I might say yes. But wait, the drama didn't just revolve around kissing. They must make their money's worth and ours by putting up another act. It's called I-need-to-go-fix-my-fanny business. Or, I-need-to-fix-my-willy episode. How brilliant! Twice in the middle of a thrilling Zhen aka Maggie Q does Ferrari scene.

By the time the movie credits came up, they finally realised, "Oh, those two behind saw us do all that?".




movie, public nuisance, ethan hunt, tom cruise, maggie q, film, mission impossible 3, cinema

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