Detained. Embarrassed. Peed on my Pants.
Finally reached Singapore, but not without an incident. Heh.
Everything was smooth (excluding the very bad traffic congestion in Johor Bahru all the way to the Singapore Immigration Checkpoint), until I reached the Customs Check. One anal retentive female, 30-something Malay officer had suspicions about my bag contents. The other 2 male officers told her it's ok but she was being such a bitch and she asked me if I brought in CDs. I nodded and showed her where they are.
And boy! She asked me to get into a room, and behind the closed door, she asked if I had any clue that I'm having something illegal in my possession. I had no idea. She said that one of the DVDs (Ben's) is illegal. Must be the print on the DVD which showed a man on top of another. That's a Wong Kar Wai's HAPPY TOGETHER movie and I told her that it doesn't belong to me and I'm returning it to my friend in Singapore and she said it's an R(A) film. She instructed me to destroy it in front of her and another officer. I was embarrassed.
She logged the DVD details in a book, with my passport details. "No shit, this ain't gonna be good!" Now, I'm here.. safe and sound. And realised I forgot to bring my Singapore SIM card and so I cannot be reached on the phone. If any of you want to contact me, call Ben's number at +65 9009 9875 or text me at this number +65 9079 4766.
P.S: I did pee on my pants ( IN THE SINGAPORE CHECKPOINT TOILET CUBICLE, after being cleared by the Customs ), but it happened only because I didn't aim nicely.