Since NONE OF YOU READ THE SITE!
I'll post the two most recent news posts here :)
June 23
Are we dead kids?
NO! JUST RENOVATING!
PIE NEVAH DIE!
The site is now transfered to the direct URL at BazookaBob for better and faster results. Oh, and I got off my lazy ass and fixed the random title, everytime you visit the pages it should display a new title. The Moonpies! website, now complete with random titles!
More importantly in band news everyone is taking it easy. The tripisimos are sadly leaving to college, so we might have a party to get them crunk before they go. TUBA KEG! Big D is just taking it easy straight chillin' as he was added to the extended Miami Hurricanes family and proudly sports the hat.
Trent is fuffilling his quest in life as to he is not a vegan anymore. Finally we can eat stuff when we go out to restraunts with him! Kids, for now, please stop refereing him as "That vegan drummer boy" as his name is really "Trent Bower", but ladies, he still likes to be called "That hot sexy vegan drummer" so all of you can continue.
Emily has reportedly gotten lost in the jungles on Peru, nothing big.
Terry has done what he has always done, nothing. On the reported Coconut Grove hurricane (Hurricane Brunk) that stuck on Monday, he was sighted with red eyes and paddling the canals of the Grove while ending up in a Flanigans restruant with Lon.
How about everyone's favorite Melodian player Cito? Cito went to Jax for a couple of days to hang with his cousin. He'll probably come back bruised due to the fact he loves the hardxcore Jacksonville seen. Maybe he'll get us all autographs from the "Jacksonville Boys" who do the hit 305 song "The Whoop". and now, and excert from that song.
Whoop! Get it!
Whoop! Get it!
Whoop! Get it!
But how about everyone's favorite Lead Accordion? He's was last seen at a Coconut Grove Flannigans with Terry, but latenight reports of a mysterious red Voltzwagen Fox (circa 1988) has been seen blasting Outkast's hit album Stankonia with fireworks being launched from the windows.
July 6
Well kids, it's time for another weekly update with Lon.
The trips where so excited about the party I told them about that they've been crafting a keg by welding some of their horns together. They plan to call it the "Trumpaxaphuba KEG", and that my friends is going to be some crazy, crazy, stuff.
Big D is still trying to find where he came from, they tell him Cuba, but he still wants to know where. So along with him and a bunch of other hired guerilla mercinaries he is going to head deep into the jungles of Cuba with an AK-47 and a machete to uncover the Legend of the Amor
Since in the last post I have announced that Trent is not vegan anymore, therefore he has been trying new foods and discovering that artificial meat is good, considering he's now vegetarian. He is planning to host a veggie-cookout which he puts much time and effort into planning and arranging this whole ordeal. I am very proud of Trent organizing this whole cookout because it has taken much effo...who am I kidding? he's just taking out Freedon Fries from Flannigans.
We found Emily...damn...
The Moonpies! have a new bassist, his name is Chris and he, my friends, has more bass than Coconut Grove. We've updated the site so his profile is up and viewable! According to him this experience is much like a blue plastic cup sitting at his desk, it's rounded with all musical goodness, but empty like Terry's heart.
Oh, and speaking about Terry, he has recovered from the devistation of Hurricane Brunk. Cito, and I helped reconstruct Terry's house due to all of the damange the hurricane caused, but it was a failure. For some strange reason Cito and I put everything in Terry's room on the cieling with appoxy. Eh, I told you Cito it was a bad idea to smoke before we started to build!
Who could forget about the huggable Don Cito? Don Cito is in the quest for love girls. ANYONE (Connie) WHO WOULD LIKE TO TAKE CITO ON A DATE PLEASE E-MAIL ME AT
LON@BAZOOKABOB.NET OR YOU CAN REACH ME ON AIM AT "MyChucksAreMagic". Cito is a very lovable person who used to dye his hair funny colors, but now he's just a kid playing keyboards. He is very creative and makes shirts, he likes to take long walks by the beach with his friends and sometimes, read poetry about cute fluffy animals named Molly.
Finally, we have came to the best part of this post, ME. How am I doing? I'm doing well. I lit off fireworks at a quick stop with a whole bunch of drunk kids. In my opinion, it was better than The Key and the Biltmore combined. Like if they had some kind of superbaby called Kiltmore and had a fireworks show, mine was still better...
The Moonpies best reguards go out to the Brown Panther, Kasey Varga, and he will always be in our heart and soul.
"Why did you come over here? That was possibly the most stupidist thing ever. Now if you said that you ate a fork, that would of been intresting. Now, turn and lets get your ass a fork"
- Steven Kasey Varga