May 28, 2004 12:15
I want calling cards. I want them on nice paper. I went to Kinko's; they charge $25 to set up the template and then whatever it costs to print the cards; $.22/10 cards in the case that they're black and white. However, in order to get this process rolling, it is necessary to have an image ready in a format like photoshop, pdf, jpeg, frontpage, or publisher. Unfortunately, I don't really have suitable means of manipulating any of these file formats, as far as I know. I just use my laptop for word processing and the internet. So. I guess I'll see what the computers at school have on them. Maybe I'll try the art building.
In the meantime, here are some of the bylines I'm considering for my cards:
"Bounty Hunter of the Marvelous"
"Professional Narcissist"
"Aspiring Gentleman"
"Dandy Without Borders" (thanks to Lord Whimsy, to whom credit for this phrase belongs)
I'm also considering "Social Climber" and "Terrorist", but these seem just a little too cute.
What do you think?