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Ah, I am forgetful. New rules for the new year coming up, though they are pretty much the old ones.
1. Don't joke around. People look at you like your an idiot the minute you try to say one, and they will hold this stupid act against you. Laughing at their stupid/offensive joke is required.
2. Don't talk about anything you are interested in. Others' hobbies are far more important.
3. No emotions aside from happiness. Slight confusion or nervousness is a sign of hatred.
4. Do what others want of you. Your own happiness isn't as important as theirs.
5. Remember, you are still the least interesting and least important person in the room! Let the rest shine.
6. Cook more often. That way, it's something no one else will eat. You'll get more than one helping if it's crap!
Gotta remember, gotta shut up, listen, shut up.. Smile and nod and agree and maybe they will stop..
1. Don't joke around. People look at you like your an idiot the minute you try to say one, and they will hold this stupid act against you. Laughing at their stupid/offensive joke is required.
2. Don't talk about anything you are interested in. Others' hobbies are far more important.
3. No emotions aside from happiness. Slight confusion or nervousness is a sign of hatred.
4. Do what others want of you. Your own happiness isn't as important as theirs.
5. Remember, you are still the least interesting and least important person in the room! Let the rest shine.
6. Cook more often. That way, it's something no one else will eat. You'll get more than one helping if it's crap!
Gotta remember, gotta shut up, listen, shut up.. Smile and nod and agree and maybe they will stop..