Jul 29, 2007 15:36
i hate that my journal becomes largely dominated by school-related posts/angst, but i need your help with this. networking is what makes it work. existing alone has been the root cause of my inability to cope with reality, so here goes trying to reach out and commingle with the collective conscious.
my photo teacher is intense and difficult to entertain (my spazzy buffer is the reason he can't remember my name, reinforced also by the mediocrity of my photography assignments). anyway, for our final we must provide two images that correspond to two of the concepts he has listed out in the rubric:
"too big" "ice cold" "cold feet" "jealousy" "too small" "unfair race" "wet paint" "weakest link" "optical illusion" "hydrophobia" "bending the rules" "magnetic attraction"
the difficult part is that 25% of your grade is based upon how utterly hilarious your image turns out to be. i can't imagine myself pulling this off well... So, if anything utterly hilarious and genius comes to mind from reading those (or anything at all really - i'm stuck), please, please let me know. Thanks for bothering with this!