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SHE'S GONE. Holy crap, she's GONE. I should probably feel bad that I'm so happy right now, but I really really don't. xD Today was pretty bad and I was just counting down how many hours my aunt had left over here.
She was being really bossy again today and I was getting so annoyed. I mean, it'd be different if she would ask me to do things, but she basically orders me around in my own house and that is what gets to me. Then she was saying how I don't do enough chores to deserve my $10 (sometimes $20) allowance. Wtf? I clean my bathroom, my room, pick up dishes, vacuum the furniture, and whatever else my mum might ask me to do. I'm pretty sure that merits $10. Just because she's stingy with her money (which she has plenty of by the by) doesn't mean I don't 'deserve' $10.
She out-of-fucking-nowhere brought up the 'atheist issue' today. She told me "It hurt my heart when I heard that". I just rolled my eyes like "Heeeeere we go". She started saying all this crap and I just pretended I was listening, in reality if someone asked me about anything she said I'd have no clue. I think she was trying to convert me or something and I was getting really pissed off. Religion isn't a big deal to me, I couldn't care less about it, and I hate talking about it. The only thing that kept me from kicking a shelf in the store down was that I saw "Treasure Island" sitting there. That promptly made me think of this picture and "SOLID GOOOOLD", so I calmed down and all was well. xD;
Then later on she said something about how I looked like a hippie today (I don't think I did, but meh), only "without all the drugs". I was like "What? Not all hippies did drugs." and bloody hell that started a big long argument. xD; Basically her attitude the entire time was 'you weren't around back then, you don't know anything'. The point I was trying to get into her head was that saying "all hippies were druggies" is like saying "all black people are gangsters". They're people, just because they look a certain way doesn't mean they all do that stuff. But she wouldn't listen to me because, apparently, I know nothing.
A bit after that, I was annoyed because some bad weather thing cut into basically all the channels so there was nothing to watch. I put on The Rock'n'Roll Circus and my dad came in and watched it with me. The part where Yoko started "singing" came up and he was all "I hate that witch, she single-handedly broke up The Beatles". I was like "What? She did not. The Beatles broke up The Beatles." we weren't arguing or anything, just talking, and he was going to say something else and I was like "Dude, don't get me started". And my aunt pipes up from the other room "Yeah, don't get her started! She was around then, she knows!" D:< Damnit. I wanted to scream at her, man. My dad could see how pissed off I got and was like 'O lawd! <<' and mouthed the words "Calm down" at me. Then he pointed to the clock and whispered "Only four more hours!" xD We went back to watching the R'n'R Circus, and my mum and aunt came into the room during the end of "Salt of the Earth". My aunt goes "See? Look at all those pothead hippies!", referring to Keith and Pete and various other people dancing, and she said something about Mick too. I was like "Hippies? LOL WUT. Dumbass. These people are far from being hippies." And that went into a huge thing that said to me that to her "drug user = hippie". LULZ. Then she was like "Stop defending them!" and I said "No. I won't." She said that I'd be "one of those people who'd say 'oh he used it but didn't inhale'". Wtf? I told her "When did I ever say that they didn't do drugs?"
Then she shut up.
My parents were sitting there the whole time and my dad looked like he was anticipating a fist fight to break out. XDD
And then all day she kept asking me "You gonna miss me?" Dx Of course, I had to put on a huge super-fake smile and say "Yeah, definitely!" when all I wanted to say was "NO. GTFO." xD;
Then it was FINALLY time to take her to the airport. I only went because my parents wanted to go out to eat afterwards and I didn't want to be stuck just eating a PB&J sandwich. While we were in the car, I don't know how the subject came up, but we were talking about band shirts and stuff. My mum said something about how much I hate it when people wear them and know nothing about the band. That somehow got turned into my aunt lecturing me about how it's wrong to make fun of people...? She kept saying how no one deserves to be made fun-of and shit and I was like "Uh, actually, there are MANY people who deserve to be made fun-of and I'm happy to do it. ;O". She just kept going on and on about how "wrong" it is. I wanted to say "WTF YOU'VE BEEN MAKING FUN OF ME THE ENTIRE TIME YOU'VE BEEN HERE, WHOREFACE. D:<", but I just turned the radio up instead.
So we got to the airport, she hugged and kissed everyone goodbye, and we left. =DDD I did a dance of joy in the car and my parents were all 'LOL'. I finally got to rant freely to them and it felt SO GOOD. My neck and shoulders don't hurt anymore, either!
I also told them that I needed a drink. xD We ended up going to Logan's Roadhouse and my mum said that I could pick out a drink, she'd order it, and I could have it. Lulz. I got something called a "Rowdy Raspberry", it was so freaking good too. I think it was rum that was in it, but I really don't know. I wasn't paying attention to it, I just gulped it down. x'D I didn't think it affected me at all, but pretty soon I just kept laughing at everything and I felt wobbly. Lol. My mum was annoyed because we went to the grocery store afterwards, she needed to get milk, and I was "making a spectacle of myself". XD It's not my fault I had the giggles, lol. And it didn't help that my dad was there egging me on.
Then we went home and my mum put in a movie for us to watch, I don't even know what it was because I fell asleep almost immediately. xD I completely crashed, man. My dad asked if I was having a nightmare or something because I was grunting like I was in pain. I don't remember whatever dream I was having, so I don't know. xD
And that sums up my day. I'm going to sleep sooooooooooo well tonight. x]
She was being really bossy again today and I was getting so annoyed. I mean, it'd be different if she would ask me to do things, but she basically orders me around in my own house and that is what gets to me. Then she was saying how I don't do enough chores to deserve my $10 (sometimes $20) allowance. Wtf? I clean my bathroom, my room, pick up dishes, vacuum the furniture, and whatever else my mum might ask me to do. I'm pretty sure that merits $10. Just because she's stingy with her money (which she has plenty of by the by) doesn't mean I don't 'deserve' $10.
She out-of-fucking-nowhere brought up the 'atheist issue' today. She told me "It hurt my heart when I heard that". I just rolled my eyes like "Heeeeere we go". She started saying all this crap and I just pretended I was listening, in reality if someone asked me about anything she said I'd have no clue. I think she was trying to convert me or something and I was getting really pissed off. Religion isn't a big deal to me, I couldn't care less about it, and I hate talking about it. The only thing that kept me from kicking a shelf in the store down was that I saw "Treasure Island" sitting there. That promptly made me think of this picture and "SOLID GOOOOLD", so I calmed down and all was well. xD;
Then later on she said something about how I looked like a hippie today (I don't think I did, but meh), only "without all the drugs". I was like "What? Not all hippies did drugs." and bloody hell that started a big long argument. xD; Basically her attitude the entire time was 'you weren't around back then, you don't know anything'. The point I was trying to get into her head was that saying "all hippies were druggies" is like saying "all black people are gangsters". They're people, just because they look a certain way doesn't mean they all do that stuff. But she wouldn't listen to me because, apparently, I know nothing.
A bit after that, I was annoyed because some bad weather thing cut into basically all the channels so there was nothing to watch. I put on The Rock'n'Roll Circus and my dad came in and watched it with me. The part where Yoko started "singing" came up and he was all "I hate that witch, she single-handedly broke up The Beatles". I was like "What? She did not. The Beatles broke up The Beatles." we weren't arguing or anything, just talking, and he was going to say something else and I was like "Dude, don't get me started". And my aunt pipes up from the other room "Yeah, don't get her started! She was around then, she knows!" D:< Damnit. I wanted to scream at her, man. My dad could see how pissed off I got and was like 'O lawd! <<' and mouthed the words "Calm down" at me. Then he pointed to the clock and whispered "Only four more hours!" xD We went back to watching the R'n'R Circus, and my mum and aunt came into the room during the end of "Salt of the Earth". My aunt goes "See? Look at all those pothead hippies!", referring to Keith and Pete and various other people dancing, and she said something about Mick too. I was like "Hippies? LOL WUT. Dumbass. These people are far from being hippies." And that went into a huge thing that said to me that to her "drug user = hippie". LULZ. Then she was like "Stop defending them!" and I said "No. I won't." She said that I'd be "one of those people who'd say 'oh he used it but didn't inhale'". Wtf? I told her "When did I ever say that they didn't do drugs?"
Then she shut up.
My parents were sitting there the whole time and my dad looked like he was anticipating a fist fight to break out. XDD
And then all day she kept asking me "You gonna miss me?" Dx Of course, I had to put on a huge super-fake smile and say "Yeah, definitely!" when all I wanted to say was "NO. GTFO." xD;
Then it was FINALLY time to take her to the airport. I only went because my parents wanted to go out to eat afterwards and I didn't want to be stuck just eating a PB&J sandwich. While we were in the car, I don't know how the subject came up, but we were talking about band shirts and stuff. My mum said something about how much I hate it when people wear them and know nothing about the band. That somehow got turned into my aunt lecturing me about how it's wrong to make fun of people...? She kept saying how no one deserves to be made fun-of and shit and I was like "Uh, actually, there are MANY people who deserve to be made fun-of and I'm happy to do it. ;O". She just kept going on and on about how "wrong" it is. I wanted to say "WTF YOU'VE BEEN MAKING FUN OF ME THE ENTIRE TIME YOU'VE BEEN HERE, WHOREFACE. D:<", but I just turned the radio up instead.
So we got to the airport, she hugged and kissed everyone goodbye, and we left. =DDD I did a dance of joy in the car and my parents were all 'LOL'. I finally got to rant freely to them and it felt SO GOOD. My neck and shoulders don't hurt anymore, either!
I also told them that I needed a drink. xD We ended up going to Logan's Roadhouse and my mum said that I could pick out a drink, she'd order it, and I could have it. Lulz. I got something called a "Rowdy Raspberry", it was so freaking good too. I think it was rum that was in it, but I really don't know. I wasn't paying attention to it, I just gulped it down. x'D I didn't think it affected me at all, but pretty soon I just kept laughing at everything and I felt wobbly. Lol. My mum was annoyed because we went to the grocery store afterwards, she needed to get milk, and I was "making a spectacle of myself". XD It's not my fault I had the giggles, lol. And it didn't help that my dad was there egging me on.
Then we went home and my mum put in a movie for us to watch, I don't even know what it was because I fell asleep almost immediately. xD I completely crashed, man. My dad asked if I was having a nightmare or something because I was grunting like I was in pain. I don't remember whatever dream I was having, so I don't know. xD
And that sums up my day. I'm going to sleep sooooooooooo well tonight. x]