And then, MARS.
[ONE OF THEM. And sadly, her arrival is that of a flaming fireball and exploding icicles, which causes an unfortunate breach of the fourth wall as she arrives, mangled, bloodied and battered in her sailor scout form. Next to her is the half-burnt remains of the Doom and Gloom Girls she managed to kill.
But for someone who looks ready to die any any moment, she also looks like she has never been happier.]
YEEEEESSS!! OH, GOD!! YEEEESS!! HNAAAAARGH!! MOOOOORE!!
[Somehow she manages to get up onto her feet (it can be assumed it is some kind of plothole related to the breaking of the fourth wall - or maybe because standing up causes more DELICIOUS PAIN), dripping blood everywhere and just making a mess on the floor. Then...she starts laughing.]
YEAH!! YEAH!! WHAT NOW BITCHES! WHAT NOW!! WHAT NOW!?!
[Of course there is no way this won't attract attention, so feel free to...wonder what the hell is wrong with this Mars. But be careful - the area around her being free of fourth wall restrictions (don't worry, it will get better), in this post you may find yourself seeing, learning or speaking of things you might be surprised to find, or things you might not be prepared for....like this floating around, or maybe seeing this odd little thing tacked up somewhere. Or maybe you will hear strange voices in your head calling themselves a 'mun'. Who knows?
Either way, watch out - an Abridged character has arrived.
You have been warned.]
But for someone who looks ready to die any any moment, she also looks like she has never been happier.]
YEEEEESSS!! OH, GOD!! YEEEESS!! HNAAAAARGH!! MOOOOORE!!
[Somehow she manages to get up onto her feet (it can be assumed it is some kind of plothole related to the breaking of the fourth wall - or maybe because standing up causes more DELICIOUS PAIN), dripping blood everywhere and just making a mess on the floor. Then...she starts laughing.]
YEAH!! YEAH!! WHAT NOW BITCHES! WHAT NOW!! WHAT NOW!?!
[Of course there is no way this won't attract attention, so feel free to...wonder what the hell is wrong with this Mars. But be careful - the area around her being free of fourth wall restrictions (don't worry, it will get better), in this post you may find yourself seeing, learning or speaking of things you might be surprised to find, or things you might not be prepared for....like this floating around, or maybe seeing this odd little thing tacked up somewhere. Or maybe you will hear strange voices in your head calling themselves a 'mun'. Who knows?
Either way, watch out - an Abridged character has arrived.
You have been warned.]