Please recycle
I'm tired of using intentionally bad grammar when I type. From now on I will only use good grammar.
Anyways.
I've been drinking a lot of Coke Zero lately. It's Coke with Zero colories. I'm not sure how that works, exactly. I think when you pop the tab it secretes a poison gas that makes you hallucinate you're drinking liquid when actually you're swallowing air.
It has Zero fat. Zero carbs. Zero protein. But it contains %2 of my daily value of sodium. Interesting.
The taste isn't nearly as vile as you would expect. But nobody drinks Coke for the taste. We drink it because it's sugar and sugar is insanely addictive. Once it's in your blood you can't get it out. At first I would suck down the Coke Zeroes because I was conditioned to recieve that chemical rush. But after a few times of this, my body realized it was getting phenylketonuric-phenylalanine instead of sugar and decided it didn't want this bubbly water crap any more.
Now I'm thirsty for juice and we don't have any juice.
It's 5:00 a.m. and I'm not tired. How much caffiene is in a Coke Zero?
Anyways.
I've been drinking a lot of Coke Zero lately. It's Coke with Zero colories. I'm not sure how that works, exactly. I think when you pop the tab it secretes a poison gas that makes you hallucinate you're drinking liquid when actually you're swallowing air.
It has Zero fat. Zero carbs. Zero protein. But it contains %2 of my daily value of sodium. Interesting.
The taste isn't nearly as vile as you would expect. But nobody drinks Coke for the taste. We drink it because it's sugar and sugar is insanely addictive. Once it's in your blood you can't get it out. At first I would suck down the Coke Zeroes because I was conditioned to recieve that chemical rush. But after a few times of this, my body realized it was getting phenylketonuric-phenylalanine instead of sugar and decided it didn't want this bubbly water crap any more.
Now I'm thirsty for juice and we don't have any juice.
It's 5:00 a.m. and I'm not tired. How much caffiene is in a Coke Zero?