Yo!!!!!! Palistinian dudes!!
RULES TO LIVE BY
195. As long as you can come up with enough academic bs to justify it, you can get away with practically anything.
196. It works a lot better when the costumes fit the performers.
197. Don’t try this at home.
198. It is very, very bad luck to say the name of Shakespeare’s Scottish play in a theatre.
199. Do not wear two different articles of clothing with different patterns on them at the same time unless one of the patterns is a variation of the other. Ex: don’t combine stripes with animal print. Leopards and zebras don’t get along well.
200. Obey the Rules to Live By. They were written for a reason.
201. Take exactly as directed.
202. Don’t push the button until after the stage manager says ‘go.’
203. After you brush your teeth, rinse the toothpaste out of the sink so that it doesn’t leave a gross layer of dried toothpaste.
204. Use a *really* good song and the rest will come.
205. There is no such thing as 200% CHI!!
206. If at first you don’t succeed, try it again slightly differently.
207. Never back down; never surrender.
208. Don’t let it get to your head.
209. Do NOT attempt to dance Zero Cool without properly warming up first.
210. You can’t use hai (还) and le (了) in the same statement.
211. Math is math. This is why all the math teachers have funny accents.
195. As long as you can come up with enough academic bs to justify it, you can get away with practically anything.
196. It works a lot better when the costumes fit the performers.
197. Don’t try this at home.
198. It is very, very bad luck to say the name of Shakespeare’s Scottish play in a theatre.
199. Do not wear two different articles of clothing with different patterns on them at the same time unless one of the patterns is a variation of the other. Ex: don’t combine stripes with animal print. Leopards and zebras don’t get along well.
200. Obey the Rules to Live By. They were written for a reason.
201. Take exactly as directed.
202. Don’t push the button until after the stage manager says ‘go.’
203. After you brush your teeth, rinse the toothpaste out of the sink so that it doesn’t leave a gross layer of dried toothpaste.
204. Use a *really* good song and the rest will come.
205. There is no such thing as 200% CHI!!
206. If at first you don’t succeed, try it again slightly differently.
207. Never back down; never surrender.
208. Don’t let it get to your head.
209. Do NOT attempt to dance Zero Cool without properly warming up first.
210. You can’t use hai (还) and le (了) in the same statement.
211. Math is math. This is why all the math teachers have funny accents.