"Hmmm. Smell's like John McCaine."
might as well post these guys now, since they've been mouldering for at least 5 months, so, back after a long hiatus are:
RULES TO LIVE BY
300. Screw the rules, I have money!
301. Everyone but you is allowed to listen to music in the lab.
302. The stake tastes better when you take your stake-taste-better pill.
303. Do not use your knuckle to play Guitar Hero/Rock Band.
304. You can’t call an ice cube tray un-shippable if it’s built like a sink.
305. Um, you can’t call a ship unsinkable if it’s built like an ice cube tray.
306. Do not get involved in a conversation about special education with my mother.
307. Do not write memos on the *backs* of post-it notes.
308. The novel should be understood as a structure built to accommodate the greatest possible amount of cool stuff.
309. Listen to your internal voice. Well, except if it sounds like Homer Simpson, then maybe you should get another opinion.
310. If you give a monkey alcohol it will turn into an unstoppable martial artist.
311. Good enough is good enough (it’s more important that it done than perfect).
312. Wipe the nail polish brush on the inside of the bottle to remove excess polish.
313. You should buy a snake-like stuffed animal like they sell in Ikea before getting your wisdom teeth pulled.
314. Keep your head elevated to reduce swelling and so you don’t swallow too much blood.
315. Don’t eat big meals shortly before going to bed.
316. Driving behind a truck can increase fuel efficiency.
317. Beware the word ‘may.’
RULES TO LIVE BY
300. Screw the rules, I have money!
301. Everyone but you is allowed to listen to music in the lab.
302. The stake tastes better when you take your stake-taste-better pill.
303. Do not use your knuckle to play Guitar Hero/Rock Band.
304. You can’t call an ice cube tray un-shippable if it’s built like a sink.
305. Um, you can’t call a ship unsinkable if it’s built like an ice cube tray.
306. Do not get involved in a conversation about special education with my mother.
307. Do not write memos on the *backs* of post-it notes.
308. The novel should be understood as a structure built to accommodate the greatest possible amount of cool stuff.
309. Listen to your internal voice. Well, except if it sounds like Homer Simpson, then maybe you should get another opinion.
310. If you give a monkey alcohol it will turn into an unstoppable martial artist.
311. Good enough is good enough (it’s more important that it done than perfect).
312. Wipe the nail polish brush on the inside of the bottle to remove excess polish.
313. You should buy a snake-like stuffed animal like they sell in Ikea before getting your wisdom teeth pulled.
314. Keep your head elevated to reduce swelling and so you don’t swallow too much blood.
315. Don’t eat big meals shortly before going to bed.
316. Driving behind a truck can increase fuel efficiency.
317. Beware the word ‘may.’