face punches!!
(1) so, this morning when i woke up, there was about a foot and a half of snow outside. despite this, i still had to go to work. AT THE OUTDOOR FUCKING OUTLET MALL. what the fuck. seriously. the rochester stores are closed and carousel is closed AND THE OUTDOOR FUCKING MALL IS OPEN. anyone who came shopping outdoors today deserves to have their tits cut off.
(2) after shoveling out my poor cavalier i had to go back inside and change my pants, socks, and shoes, cause the snow was up to my knees. faaaaaaaaaantastic.
(3) i take issue with fat faced blondes. particularly:
(a) fat faced blondes who share my first name.
(b) fat faced blondes who want to 'call a truce' with me so that we can live in a
harmonious wonderland of joy and flowers and sunshine. i despise you, i always will,
and if you so much as try and make conversation with me in my store i will skull
fuck you. now die.
(4) i don't want to look for a new apartment. someone else do it for me. or move to scranton with me. please? i'm a good roommate, i promise. ignore the rage above, i'm usually pretty nice and am small and good to spoon with.
(5) i want it to be saturday so i can go to pf changs and have fun times with josh and then see TIMBERLAKE on sunday. yesssssssss! <3
the end.
(2) after shoveling out my poor cavalier i had to go back inside and change my pants, socks, and shoes, cause the snow was up to my knees. faaaaaaaaaantastic.
(3) i take issue with fat faced blondes. particularly:
(a) fat faced blondes who share my first name.
(b) fat faced blondes who want to 'call a truce' with me so that we can live in a
harmonious wonderland of joy and flowers and sunshine. i despise you, i always will,
and if you so much as try and make conversation with me in my store i will skull
fuck you. now die.
(4) i don't want to look for a new apartment. someone else do it for me. or move to scranton with me. please? i'm a good roommate, i promise. ignore the rage above, i'm usually pretty nice and am small and good to spoon with.
(5) i want it to be saturday so i can go to pf changs and have fun times with josh and then see TIMBERLAKE on sunday. yesssssssss! <3
the end.