its a PCPizza party!
so last night me and my good friends alec and alex desided to write down some haiku poetry.
about 12 beers later we had about 60 of them. comment on this or die! ill post the rest later
so ive been thinking about what to do with these. and im thinking about complileing them and then printing them out indivigualy to slip into books in librarys and bookstores. what do you think they do to people who slip obscene bookmarks into books in their establishment? also im compileing them for a book so if you have any dirty haiku send them here!
i lost a bottle
somwhere deep within my asshole
it was a forty
shards of glass in my
ass give me magic powers
i can shoot out blood
drunk on shots of cum
jerk sex juice into my glass
cheers to the future
U.S. Dance party
eighteen and in the army
rap is so much fun
your cock is rusty
forget about the lockjaw man
this is lockasshole
fuck the golden girls
B arthur loves the cock shaft
here false teeth fell out
what is that smell dude
i think it might be your mom
whats with the green cunt
i fucked a sheepgoat
drunk on boxcutting fluid
the other white meat
is incest really
a crime in this country
jon is in trouble
baby jizz in mouth
dirty diapers turn you on
hot sex in your crib
smut smiles like the sun
throbbing cocks fuck yea
his shaft broke off. ouch!
jon is like a sponge
gallons and gallons of cum
funneled into ass
hot sticky feet yeah
jerk me off with your toes yea
mom has great feet yeah
honkeys in the barn
touch eachothers rectal spots
no sheep are safe here
myspace is for fags
cum sucking emo faggot
will you be my friend?
jonny ices balls
swollen up from his mama
she spanks him real good
jon your a faggot
get those paws off my rectum
well ok leave them
jewish carpenter
haha i killed jesus christ
nailed him to my cock
ass goblins are rad
they are really catholics
soccer mom fucks dog
back off me duder
i just shat out my colon
think its good with rice
eating shards of glass
will make you instestines bleed
shitting bloody chunks
old dried up pussy
is a death trap for your cock
retirement day
expoldeing toilets
piss and shit fly everywhere
grab a glass drink up
about 12 beers later we had about 60 of them. comment on this or die! ill post the rest later
so ive been thinking about what to do with these. and im thinking about complileing them and then printing them out indivigualy to slip into books in librarys and bookstores. what do you think they do to people who slip obscene bookmarks into books in their establishment? also im compileing them for a book so if you have any dirty haiku send them here!
i lost a bottle
somwhere deep within my asshole
it was a forty
shards of glass in my
ass give me magic powers
i can shoot out blood
drunk on shots of cum
jerk sex juice into my glass
cheers to the future
U.S. Dance party
eighteen and in the army
rap is so much fun
your cock is rusty
forget about the lockjaw man
this is lockasshole
fuck the golden girls
B arthur loves the cock shaft
here false teeth fell out
what is that smell dude
i think it might be your mom
whats with the green cunt
i fucked a sheepgoat
drunk on boxcutting fluid
the other white meat
is incest really
a crime in this country
jon is in trouble
baby jizz in mouth
dirty diapers turn you on
hot sex in your crib
smut smiles like the sun
throbbing cocks fuck yea
his shaft broke off. ouch!
jon is like a sponge
gallons and gallons of cum
funneled into ass
hot sticky feet yeah
jerk me off with your toes yea
mom has great feet yeah
honkeys in the barn
touch eachothers rectal spots
no sheep are safe here
myspace is for fags
cum sucking emo faggot
will you be my friend?
jonny ices balls
swollen up from his mama
she spanks him real good
jon your a faggot
get those paws off my rectum
well ok leave them
jewish carpenter
haha i killed jesus christ
nailed him to my cock
ass goblins are rad
they are really catholics
soccer mom fucks dog
back off me duder
i just shat out my colon
think its good with rice
eating shards of glass
will make you instestines bleed
shitting bloody chunks
old dried up pussy
is a death trap for your cock
retirement day
expoldeing toilets
piss and shit fly everywhere
grab a glass drink up