CELEB SIGHTINGS
So as of yesterday I've seen all the celebs I have ever needed/wanted to see.
First, there was when I practically vomited in my omelet because I saw Beth Ditto (of The Gossip) eating breakfast.
Then there was the time Sarah Dougher came into the Literary Arts office and I had to pretend like I was making imaginary faxes.
Finally, yesterday I saw Carrie Brownstein just walking down the street, just like a person who walks down the street and sometimes buys groceries.
What is left for me now?
First, there was when I practically vomited in my omelet because I saw Beth Ditto (of The Gossip) eating breakfast.
Then there was the time Sarah Dougher came into the Literary Arts office and I had to pretend like I was making imaginary faxes.
Finally, yesterday I saw Carrie Brownstein just walking down the street, just like a person who walks down the street and sometimes buys groceries.
What is left for me now?