Hypothetical happenstance

May 26, 2005 22:09


What if Britney "Stab me" Spears decided to rework her genre? She could combine the "appeal" of Pop with the edge of Metal. This would entail dressing-up in bad-ass leather clothing, with pastel angel wings a la Victoria's Secret, and chanting (cutely, of course) stuff like "Glooooom. Dooooom. Gloomdoom-Gloomdoom. Killkillkillkill."

Pop-Metal. She'd call it Petal for short.

A prime example of the thoughts that occur to a caffeine-free Communist Monkey. I scare myself.
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