Jan 04, 2005 21:56
1. Name: Kenneth Roy
2. Birthday: april 13
3. Age: 19
4. Nicknames: Kenny, Kenn, Ken, THE MOONLIGHT KNIGHT
5. Zodiac sign: aries
6. Sex: Manly MAN
Friends
7. Your best friend: Snuggles
8. Craziest: Joseph
9. Loudest: Jordan
10. Cutest: Kalie (cause the cheeks)
11. Friend with the best hair: Julia
12. Friend you trust with all your secrets: Jenni
13. most understanding: Dee
14. Last friend you went to the movies with:Jaime
15. Happiest: Sammy
16. Funniest: Joseph
17. Weirdest: Jaime
18. Scariest: Cassandrah
19. Most outgoing: Nicole
20. Least outgoing: Tien
21. Spends the night at your house the most: Joseph
22. Has the cutest brother/sister: Louie
23. Friend you would most likely die for: all of em cause ima hero (or i like to think)
Stuff
24. Do you have any tattoos? If so, what of?: Nope
25. What's the last thing you bought?: Burger king
26. Do you have a job? If so, where?: Fucking gay job, USMC diary clerk
27. What was your most embarrassing moment?: Probably when i kinda made out with 2 girls one right after another when they were in my bed with me. (alcohal turned me into a monster in my single days,how embarrassing:()
28. Last 4 digits of the last phone you dialed: 4526
29. What is in your pockets right now?: nothing
30. What was the happiest moment in your life?:the first time i ever tried red flavored juicy juice, wait no, prolly every day for 2 years back when i was so cute and so innocent i got free ice cream from the ice cream truck cause i didnt know you had to pay n i just got in line with other kids n smiled my little face n said i want that one! by golly they gave it to me.
31. Have you ever egged a house?: nope
32. Whose?: NO
33. Who is your role model?: the ninja turtles
34. What's your favorite holiday?: chrismukkuh
35. When is the last time you stayed up all night?:like last night i worked at the hotel security, cause i'm such a man.
36. What is your favorite book?: THE GIVING TREE
37. Who is your favorite author?: mommy?
38. Where did you have your last birthday party?: PA SCHOOL
39. Who came?: mostly strippers and a few marines i was at school with
40. Who is your most recent ex?: ummm im not sure
41. Do the two of you get along?: neverrrr
42. Who has changed your life the most for the better?: caitlin
43. What's your favorite song?: be like that- 3 doors down... maybe, but prolly no i'm just listening to it now
44. What's your favorite cd?: either backstreet boys the hits chapter one or david gray white ladder
45. What are your favorite pizza toppings?: pepperoni n bacon
46. Where do you order pizza from the most?: idk but i just thought of that super cool comercial for little ceasers when the little dude would go "pizza pizza" and it sounded so funny.
47. Have you ever been in the hospital for more than a day?:yepp
48. How many days is your record for time spent in a hospital?:couple months?
49. Why did you have to go to the hospital?: broke my neck twise
50. How long has it been since you went to the mall?: 3 or 4 days
51. What's the last movie you saw in a theater?: dodgeball i think, maybe
52. What's the last movie you rented?: down to you
53. Do you like to write poetry?: secretly sometimes, but i suck
54. Do you like to read poetry?: yupp
55. Have you ever written a song?: haha who knows, cause i sing every word i say
56. After you read it to yourself did it sound stupid?:defff
57. What's your favorite band?: that band me and jaime never started but i never forgot about, i think we were gonna be called the shower boys or something like that. but it woulda been hott.
58. Who is your favorite solo singer?: david gray
59. If you suffocate a smurf, what color does he turn?:red. everyone knows you dont really turn blue, when you get all worked up or something like that yeah prolly red. i think?
60. Do you believe in ghosts?: yes
61. Have you ever seen a ghost?:yes
62. What is your favorite ride at the fair?:i think the gravitron cause fairs normally have small rides nothing too fun like the superman n shit, and ive never gone on a ferris wheel with a girl before so i wouldnt know the pleasure that brings.
63. What is your favorite inside joke you have with a friend?: i dont have any i remember right now but this fucking thing is so long im sure that when i get to 200 ill remember them but ill be too lazy to find this question again.
64. Name the people who know and understand that inside joke:grr
65. Have you ever thrown a party in which complete strangers have attended?: yepp
66. Was there a guy named True there?: idk, a true prick prolly
67. Would you ever name your kid True?: fuck no, thats a faggot name
68. Would you make fun of some1 if you knew their name was True?: yea i'd so bitchslap them
69. Do you look more like your mom or your dad?: i look like a man.
70. Are you an only child?: halfway
71. Do you have any brothers or sisters?: half ones
72. Their names: mikey crystal and i forgot the other ones name oh yeah and my twin sister who died when we were born kinda, named emily
73. Their ages: 17 20? 17??? 19
74. What color is your computer?: broken
75. What is your favorite color of ink to write in?: gotta use black at work so sometimes i miss blue
76. Would you rather write in pen or pencil?: pen, pencil gets on my hands cause im a lefty
77. How tall are you? 5'3'' and dont laugh bitch
78. What's your name again?: kenneth roy
79. Do you believe in God?: yupp
80. Do you pray often?: mmmm kinda (i find myself on my knees alot...) <~~~ thats supposed to be a joke.
81. What's your biggest fear?:not being loved
82. Do you believe in love at first sight?: kinda
83. Have you ever been in a car accident?: yupp
84. Who was driving?: me
85. Did anybody not survive?: i think they made it
86. What is your lucky number?: 13
87. Do you still believe in the tooth fairy?: hell yes
88. Does the tooth fairy still give you money?: i dont think i lose anymore teeth but if i did i'm sure she would, and yes the tooth fairy is a woman.
89. If so, did someone knock out your teeth?: no i'm mighty
90. Who is your favorite family member?: grampa
91. What is your favorite breed of dog?: cute ones
92. What is your favorite name for a dog?: duke or sheena
93. What is your favorite name for a cat?: smokey kitty
94. Have you ever been drunk?: oh yeah
95. Have you ever gotten high?: nope
96. Have you ever been on the radio?:yes
97. Have you ever been on TV?: yupp from news to unsolved mysteries to dateline to signs of fear n other shit
97. Have you ever been in a movie?: nope, but i like to think i'm VAN DAMME in bloodsport or universal soldier, i mean i'm no fag but i wish i had his BOD.
98. Who is your favorite actress?: natalie portman
99. Who is your favorite actor?: VAN DAMME or maybe kevin costner cause hes underrated
100. Do you have a cellphone?:yes but dont call me, cock
101. Do you have a pager?: no wtf is the point if you have a cell phone, they're annoying
102. What's the worst thing you've ever done?: kiss someone i didnt love
103. Why are all the fun things illegal?: they arent, i LOVE to play marbles and chutes n ladders n candyland and video games ooh boy
104. What's your favorite quote?: too many, quote me though cause i'm a cocky prick
105. What's your favorite flavor of icecream?: vanilla
106. Who is your favorite person to talk to offline?: drop dead fred, or maybe caitlin
107. Who is your favorite person to talk to online?: it changes day to day on who keeps me the most entertained.
108. Who do you wish you were talking to right now?: caitlin but im trying to do this and jaime but i'm trying to do this, and andrea, and jackie now and sammy keeps bothering me too so this is going slow, but i love them:) oh and fucking the herpes girl.. wait blocked her again aha.
109. Do you have any nicknames that you liked that your friends no longer use? kitten was cute
110. Who is your hero?: Prince Darien
111. What do you think of racism?: pull a trigga kill a nigga he's a HEEEEROE. no good, no racism.
112. Are you racist?: no
113. What is your favorite day of the week?:whichever day i get the most sleep
114. What is your least favorite day of the week?:monday
115. Do you like rain?: yup
116. Do you think lightning is awesome?: its cool cause its pretty and scary at same time
117. What is your favorite word?: indeed
118. If you could visit any country, where would you go?: japan but only visit i dont wanna be stationed there
119. How long would you want to stay?: 2-4 weeks
120. Who would you want to take with you?: caitlin and snuggles
121. How old do you act?: sometimes 4 sometimes 34 sometimes 64 but rarely 19
122. How old is your best friend?: 22
123. How old does your best friend act?:just like me its creepy
124. When you were young what did you want to be when you grew up?: pilot and super hero
125. What do you want to be now?: super hero
126. Do you think you were an adorable little kid?: HELL YES
127. What were the names of your imaginary friends?: little gafinche
128. Do you have any pennies sitting on your computer desk?: nope but tons of ibc black cherry bottle tops that i pinched together with my fingers so they folded in half and look like little footballs
129. What is the most unique thing about your bedroom?: little mermaid border
130. Do you have a black light?: nope
131. Do you have a strobe light?: nope
132. Do you have glow-in-the-dark stars?:yes but not hung up
133. Do you have anything that glows in the dark?: my penis
134. What color is your pillow case?: black
135. What is your favorite thing to wear to bed?: nothing, well maybe these wicked hott boxer briefs WITHOUT the slit, and its so silky n black n one size too small so it brings out my ass and i love em, but mostly naked.
136. Do you like Pepsi or Coke better?: sprite, thats right i'm on my own fucking program and dont follow rules.
137. Can you tell a difference?: i can do anything
138. What are you thinking about right now?: rushing to finish this
139. What is your favorite song to listen to when you are mad?: ummmm idk something by disturbed or maybe something bouncy to lighten my mood who fucking knows im not mad... yet.
140. What is the last song you listened to?: avant-phone sex
141. What is your favorite movie?: aladdin
142. What is your dream car?: all of em
143. How many times have you had the chicken pox?: never i'm immune to damage
144. When was the last time you brushed your teeth?: this morning but will again in like an hour
145. What is your middle name?: ROY
The Good Stuff
146. Do you have a girl/boyfriend?: yep
147. What is his/her name?: caitlin
148. How long have you been together?:a month or 2
149. Do you love him/her?: yes
150. Are you in love with him/her?:yes
151. Are you a virgin?: yes
152. If not how old were you when you lost your virginity?:
153. How many people have you slept with?: too many
154. Can you still name them all?:
155. When was the last time you had sex?: never
156. How long was your longest crush?: 3 years?
157. What was their name?: secret
158. Who do you have a crush on now?: nobody but i want my g/f's nuts
159. How old were you when you lost your virginity?: fucking A i didnt
160. Do you regret losing it?: growl
161. Who did you lose it to?: ROAR
162. How old were they when it happened?: they?? wtf.. what about me. i'm selfish
163. Did you use protection?:
Other Stuff
164. What is your favorite emotion?: all passion
165. What is your favorite TV show?: family guy
166. What is the stupidest thing you've ever heard somebody say?: how do you abbreviate gunnery sergeant. (a marine called and asked me that on the phone today.. what a douche)
167. How many cds do you own?: 100 or so
168. When you go to the movies do you throw stuff at people?: no, im a ziggy piggy i no waste food
169. When you go to the movies do you throw stuff at the movie screen?: no read above
170. How many times have you been kicked out of the movies?: 0
171. Have you ever been kicked out of a grocery store?: no
172. What annoys you the most?: open mouthed chewers
173. Who annoys you the most?: barleta- roomate
174. Do you know any fake people? (People who act nice to you to your face but then talk about you behind your back): yes
175. What are their names?: idk but im sure i know em! so watch out fakers
176. Where did you meet them?: life
177. How long have you known them?: 0-19 years
178. Did you ever want to smack them?: i do right now
179. Did you ever smack them?: maybe
180. What's your favorite season?: spring
181. What's your favorite subject in school?:math
182. What's your least favorite subject in school?: math
183. Who is your all-time favorite teacher?: miss braham
184. What school do you go to?: none i'm an old fart
185. What is the mascot at your school? it was an indian but rumors say it will be a silkworm soon, and how gay is that
186. What grade are you in?: kenny rules the world
187. What grade are you supposed to be in?: sophmore in college?
188. What is your favorite song?: refer to like question 16? i dont remember but i remember stating this before i will not repeat
189. What song reminds you of yourself?: lots of em
190. What is your best friend's birthday?: june 25
191. What is your favorite flavor of skittles?: red
192. Would you rather have friendship or love?: both, i'm greedy
193. What makes you nervous?: farts
194. Describe yourself in five words: perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect
195. If you knew the truth was gonna hurt you would you still wanna hear it?: yes
196. Do long distance relationships work?: yeahh
197. Would you change yourself to make someone else happy?: maybe if its like spend more so she can have her pudding n i can have mine
198. What one thing makes you happy?: sleep n dreams
199. What phrase or saying do you use the most?: even a blind squirell gets an acorn
200. What's your favorite scary movie?: idk one with boobs, so maybe species?
201. What would you do with a million dollars?:bank it
202. If your house was burning down and you could only take one thing with you, what would you take?: snuggles
will update later need to get this in!