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>>>The Drunk
>>>An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests,
>>>the last
>>>of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
>>>Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided
>>>the latest
>>>episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed
>>>with diarrhea
>>>and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
>>>In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up
>>>the bed
>>>sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
>>>A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
>>>He
>>>started yelling, cursing, and swinging! his arms violently trying
>>>to get
>>>the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a
>>>tangled
>>>pile at his feet.
>>>As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at
>>>the sheets,
>>>a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had
>>>watched
>>>the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on
>>>here?"
>>>The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the
>>>shit out of
>>>a ghost"is very cute! I laffed, out loud!