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Too bad, you know... a) I'm not a senior b) St. Joseph's in Wee Haw is not a good school, and c) I don't want to be in CT, never the less Wee Haw, anyway.
This, coming from....
Dear Jacqueline,
Congratulations! You've been named a Preferred Student at Saint Joseph College, and I invite you to apply right away!
As a young woman with great potential, you're entitled to these exclusive Preferred Student benefits:
* No application fee
* No essay
* A one-week admission decision
* Automatic consideration for generous scholarships
* Priority housing
We're very interested in you, Jacqueline, and I hope you learn more about Saint Joseph and ask for your Preferred Student Application today!
Sincerely,
Nancy D. Wunderly
Director of Admissions
Saint Joseph College
P.S. We've been called a top regional college by U.S. News & World Report and a "Best Northeastern College" by The Princeton Review ... our graduates work in some of the finest corporations and attend some of the most prestigious graduate schools ... and our ideal location gives you countless opportunities for service and internships. What are you waiting for? Apply right now!
We received your contact information from the College Board, NRCCUA, CBSS or ACT. If you'd rather not receive e-mail from us, please let us know.
Saint Joseph College, 1678 Asylum Ave., West Hartford, CT 06117
Too bad awesome offers come from the REALLY sucky schools. And... that I'm a junior.
This, coming from....
Dear Jacqueline,
Congratulations! You've been named a Preferred Student at Saint Joseph College, and I invite you to apply right away!
As a young woman with great potential, you're entitled to these exclusive Preferred Student benefits:
* No application fee
* No essay
* A one-week admission decision
* Automatic consideration for generous scholarships
* Priority housing
We're very interested in you, Jacqueline, and I hope you learn more about Saint Joseph and ask for your Preferred Student Application today!
Sincerely,
Nancy D. Wunderly
Director of Admissions
Saint Joseph College
P.S. We've been called a top regional college by U.S. News & World Report and a "Best Northeastern College" by The Princeton Review ... our graduates work in some of the finest corporations and attend some of the most prestigious graduate schools ... and our ideal location gives you countless opportunities for service and internships. What are you waiting for? Apply right now!
We received your contact information from the College Board, NRCCUA, CBSS or ACT. If you'd rather not receive e-mail from us, please let us know.
Saint Joseph College, 1678 Asylum Ave., West Hartford, CT 06117
Too bad awesome offers come from the REALLY sucky schools. And... that I'm a junior.