An excerpt from my latest script.
TRAVIS
What motive could I possibly have? I’ll tell you my only motive. My only motive is to do this one thing, and rescue myself from boredom forever. Besides, I didn’t invite you so how could I have any underhanded idea about this?
EMILY
Don’t tell me you’ve never been one to adapt.
TRAVIS
To a natural problem, but you Emily, are my Chernobyl.
EMILY
How sweet of you.
JILLIAN
(Returning from the bathroom.)
What’s this I hear about Chernobyl?
TRAVIS
We were talking about deformed fetuses.
JILLIAN
Speaking of which, I’m starved.
What the fuck is wrong with me?
What motive could I possibly have? I’ll tell you my only motive. My only motive is to do this one thing, and rescue myself from boredom forever. Besides, I didn’t invite you so how could I have any underhanded idea about this?
EMILY
Don’t tell me you’ve never been one to adapt.
TRAVIS
To a natural problem, but you Emily, are my Chernobyl.
EMILY
How sweet of you.
JILLIAN
(Returning from the bathroom.)
What’s this I hear about Chernobyl?
TRAVIS
We were talking about deformed fetuses.
JILLIAN
Speaking of which, I’m starved.
What the fuck is wrong with me?