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Note to all girls who dont want kids: not having kids at least once in your life raises your chances of cancer 30%. theres no way out of anything =(
Note to Jackie: brian finally got his/your stuff out of his car after a near assbeating and a lawsuit and being screwed out of even more money. he deserves an enormous thank you. *fluffles*
I OFFICALLY HAVE A CAR!!!! *makes out with her car, which was sisters car but she got a new one cuz it got smashed up but will get fixed sometime soon* mmmm acuras. i get to keep the faceplate or whatever its called for the cd player. its a real good one.
i also figured out how im gonna get rich. i cant tell anyone tho cuz i dont want people stealing my idea or anything. but im gonna thank a few people in it. i dont want any partners or anything either. dont wanan go and give it to someones whos gonna get all the money either. i know it sounds like im turning into another greedy old man like person, but id hope you all know me better than that. i know what im gonna do with my money.
for one thing.. im gonna buy all the birds from pet stores i can find and set them free from wherever theyre from.
im gonna buy a SHITLOAD of land and i wont let anybody lay a finger on it. ill take walks on it every once and a while and pick up any litter i find. and if i catch anyone on it im gonna put their asses away.
im gonna campaign to taking mcdonalds and pretty much all fast food places off the market. in fact, ive talked to stephanie bout what im gonna do so its all figured out already.
oh! Note to stephanie and all other bush-haters: this is by far the best bush joke ever created. Lee told it to me and i pretty much pissed in my pants laughing.
Coops|TNT: there were 3 plastic surgeons and they were bragging about how good they were
Coops|TNT: first one was like
Coops|TNT: a concert pianist lost 7 of his fingers in an accident, i reattached all of them and he recently gave a private performance for the queen
Coops|TNT: he was english, obviously lol
Coops|TNT: cant remember where the second guy came from
Coops|TNT: he was like, there was this guy who lost both of his arms and both of his legs in a horrible accident
Coops|TNT: i reattached all of them and he went on to compete in and win an olympic triathalon
Coops|TNT: the third guy was american
Coops|TNT: lol
Coops|TNT: and he said something like, all thats nuthin, there was a freak accident out at a railway line in texas
Coops|TNT: all that was left after it was a horses ass and a cowboy hat
Coops|TNT: and by god i put him back together and now he's the president!
simply the funniest thing in the world
I HATE MENSTRAL CYCLES
Note to Jackie: brian finally got his/your stuff out of his car after a near assbeating and a lawsuit and being screwed out of even more money. he deserves an enormous thank you. *fluffles*
I OFFICALLY HAVE A CAR!!!! *makes out with her car, which was sisters car but she got a new one cuz it got smashed up but will get fixed sometime soon* mmmm acuras. i get to keep the faceplate or whatever its called for the cd player. its a real good one.
i also figured out how im gonna get rich. i cant tell anyone tho cuz i dont want people stealing my idea or anything. but im gonna thank a few people in it. i dont want any partners or anything either. dont wanan go and give it to someones whos gonna get all the money either. i know it sounds like im turning into another greedy old man like person, but id hope you all know me better than that. i know what im gonna do with my money.
for one thing.. im gonna buy all the birds from pet stores i can find and set them free from wherever theyre from.
im gonna buy a SHITLOAD of land and i wont let anybody lay a finger on it. ill take walks on it every once and a while and pick up any litter i find. and if i catch anyone on it im gonna put their asses away.
im gonna campaign to taking mcdonalds and pretty much all fast food places off the market. in fact, ive talked to stephanie bout what im gonna do so its all figured out already.
oh! Note to stephanie and all other bush-haters: this is by far the best bush joke ever created. Lee told it to me and i pretty much pissed in my pants laughing.
Coops|TNT: there were 3 plastic surgeons and they were bragging about how good they were
Coops|TNT: first one was like
Coops|TNT: a concert pianist lost 7 of his fingers in an accident, i reattached all of them and he recently gave a private performance for the queen
Coops|TNT: he was english, obviously lol
Coops|TNT: cant remember where the second guy came from
Coops|TNT: he was like, there was this guy who lost both of his arms and both of his legs in a horrible accident
Coops|TNT: i reattached all of them and he went on to compete in and win an olympic triathalon
Coops|TNT: the third guy was american
Coops|TNT: lol
Coops|TNT: and he said something like, all thats nuthin, there was a freak accident out at a railway line in texas
Coops|TNT: all that was left after it was a horses ass and a cowboy hat
Coops|TNT: and by god i put him back together and now he's the president!
simply the funniest thing in the world
I HATE MENSTRAL CYCLES