Fuck yeah, John Cooper!
So obviously, I have issues with this posting every day thing. Therefore, I've decided to change the title from FIFTEEN DAYS OF SOUTHLAND to FIFTEEN DAYS OF SOUTHLAND WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT AND/OR MANAGE TO REMEMBER
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Moving on.
1. Favorite garbage call
2. Favorite detective
3. Favorite patrol cop
4. Best scene
5. Worst/most annoying character
6. Favorite crime/criminal
7. Favorite recurring character
8. Worst episode
9. Favorite Cooper quote
10. Best cop
11. Worst cop
12. Favorite/best episode
13. Favorite partnership
14. Best/favorite fic
15. Biggest hope for season 3
This was a really difficult decision except for the part where IT TOTALLY WASN'T BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY IT'S JOHN FUCKING COOPER. UNF. I adore both Ben and Chickie (especially Ben), but it just wasn't a choice. It's not quite the same as Lydia being THE AWESOMEST detective because I like Ben and Chickie more than I like any of the other detectives, but I digress.
FACT: JOHN FUCKING COOPER IS MORE AWESOME THAN YOU. But really, that's not saying much because he's more awesome than everyone. (Except for Lydia. They're tied.) He's just...I don't even know what to say. So, as is customary on my journal (for I am a lazy bum), I am yet again borrowing from someone else.
Copypasta from
aidara: John Cooper, seasoned training officer who pretends to be in it for the money but lets it slip when he's not careful that he believes in what he does. He's beautiful and stubborn and imperfect and good. He's so afraid of being taken off the streets that he conceals a back injury, which simultaneously makes me want to slap him and hug him tight. He figured out he was gay after being married to a woman for five years and he's still close friends with her.
My heart, ya'll. ♥ He's also so hilarious that he has his own day (see: day 9).
Man in Street: I just told you - I have an appointment, I need a ride, right now!
John: We're not a taxi service, sir.
Man in Street: Fine; call me a cab.
John: You're a cab!
Responding Officer: So I guess this is suspicious death, right?
John: No... no, it's not a "suspicious death;" this isn't a friggin' Agatha Christie novel! There's accidental death, there's suicide, and then there's homicide - *this* is homicide. He's goin' in for murder.
Hipster Douche: Do you know who my father is?
John: What, your mother didn't tell you?
Keep in mind that I haven't even used my favorite quote yet. :D Also, this...
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Moving on.
1. Favorite garbage call
2. Favorite detective
3. Favorite patrol cop
4. Best scene
5. Worst/most annoying character
6. Favorite crime/criminal
7. Favorite recurring character
8. Worst episode
9. Favorite Cooper quote
10. Best cop
11. Worst cop
12. Favorite/best episode
13. Favorite partnership
14. Best/favorite fic
15. Biggest hope for season 3
This was a really difficult decision except for the part where IT TOTALLY WASN'T BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY IT'S JOHN FUCKING COOPER. UNF. I adore both Ben and Chickie (especially Ben), but it just wasn't a choice. It's not quite the same as Lydia being THE AWESOMEST detective because I like Ben and Chickie more than I like any of the other detectives, but I digress.
FACT: JOHN FUCKING COOPER IS MORE AWESOME THAN YOU. But really, that's not saying much because he's more awesome than everyone. (Except for Lydia. They're tied.) He's just...I don't even know what to say. So, as is customary on my journal (for I am a lazy bum), I am yet again borrowing from someone else.
Copypasta from
aidara: John Cooper, seasoned training officer who pretends to be in it for the money but lets it slip when he's not careful that he believes in what he does. He's beautiful and stubborn and imperfect and good. He's so afraid of being taken off the streets that he conceals a back injury, which simultaneously makes me want to slap him and hug him tight. He figured out he was gay after being married to a woman for five years and he's still close friends with her.
My heart, ya'll. ♥ He's also so hilarious that he has his own day (see: day 9).
Man in Street: I just told you - I have an appointment, I need a ride, right now!
John: We're not a taxi service, sir.
Man in Street: Fine; call me a cab.
John: You're a cab!
Responding Officer: So I guess this is suspicious death, right?
John: No... no, it's not a "suspicious death;" this isn't a friggin' Agatha Christie novel! There's accidental death, there's suicide, and then there's homicide - *this* is homicide. He's goin' in for murder.
Hipster Douche: Do you know who my father is?
John: What, your mother didn't tell you?
Keep in mind that I haven't even used my favorite quote yet. :D Also, this...
There's something wrong with your ipod
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This entry is bipostal and can also be viewed at http://mitsubachi.dreamwidth.org/1045.html, where it has
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