My 2003/2004 self felt a desperate need to post this.
You Are Chocolate Chip Pancakes
You prefer sweet and rich foods.
You shy away from anything that's overly bland or unnaturally fat free.
It's not likely that someone would find low fat cheese or sugar free cookies in your kitchen.
Instead, someone might find a pan of brownies baking in the oven or warm popcorn covered in real butter.
What Kind of Pancakes Are You?
Low fat cheese or sugar free cookies?!?! You goddamn rights there will never be any such thing in my kitchen!!! :P
(Granted that you'll only find the latter two suggestions if someone else comes over and puts the effort in :P)
*pokes everyone who hasn't voted in the quotes contest*
GO! NOW! This means YOU!