Pre-Spring Break Interview
Hey guys. So its my spring break and since I am overdue a Q and A session... I said what the hell? Anyway, here it goes. It was okay until the end but here's my interview:
Interviewer: How are you?
Vanity : I am good. Took two tests.
Interviewer: How you think you did?
Vanity : I did good. Passed one definitely. The other one...its accounting.
Interviewer : Sorry.
Vanity : *shrugs shoulders* Oh well. Its over. Spring Break time.
Interviewer : So what are you going to do for spring break?
Vanity : I haven't decided on anything yet. I may go and chill out since I am overdue a break. WAY OVERDUE. Maybe run around the track, party with Ashley or Brandi, maybe see Madea's Family Reunion and Dave Chappelle's Block Party orI could do my Calgon Take Me Away Moment.
Interviewer: What the hell is that?
Vanity : *looks at interviewer like I want to hit the bitch but calms down* Its when I grab candles, a cd player, put on my favorite cd, take a long bath and think and meditate. Let my troubles wash away...duh.
Interviewer : Sweet. So what do you think about?
Vanity : Uh- next question. Just playing. I think about my life, where its been, where its going, people in it and out of it...things like that. To be specific college, job, life, love...things of that nature.
Interviewer: Love? Wait, you are in love with someone? Who?
Vanity : They know who they are. Let's leave it at that. *winks*
Interviewer : So its possible you will be thinking of them this spring break?
Vanity : I think about them everyday. So why should it be any different.
Interviewer : We are happy that you are in love but have you looked at the calendar? Anything big coming up?
Vanity : * gets annoyed with interviewer* Well, my friend Christina is getting married, Stacy is having her son, Gavin. And it will also be her 21st birthday. I need to write her. Brandi is also having her birthday. She turns 22.
Interviewer : Anything else?
Vanity : * gets a liitle more annoyed* Yeah, I make my ushering debut on Sunday. Thank god its only 4th Sundays. *thinks of something* Nevermind.
Interviewer : What were you thinking?
Vanity : Aren't we nosy. But if I tell you, I'm going to hell. But it involves the church, a certain someone, and that is all I am saying. *winks to that certain someone* He knows what I am talking about.
Interviewer: What about the church?
Vanity :Think about it.
Interviewer: Vanity Nicole, is it what I am thinking?
Vanity : Oh yes hell it is...lol. *thinks naughty thoughts and smiles*
Interviewer : Vanity, you are so going to hell.
Vanity : Yep and I am taking some of you with me...lol.
Interviewer : That is just bad. You used to be good. What happened?
Vanity :*gets tired of questions* Um. A certain someone said I should get rid of the halo that I've been carrying. I wanted it back but he said no. It's been a good thing though. I've got in touch with me.
Interviewer: Well thats good, I think. Is it good?
Vanity : Its good. So good its bad.
Interviewer: I don't wanna know.
Vanity : I wasn't going to tell you.
Interviewer: Before you go, anything you want to say?
Vanity : Yes, hell I do. Special birthday shouts to Karen. Happy 22nd birthday. To Neile, have a kick ass time down in my home state. Take pictures and try to call me so I know you are okay.
Interviewer: You won't be able to see him down here?
Vanity : No, which is a shame. But, even if I could, he's here for spring break and I will be back in hell--- i mean school. Same difference anyway.
Interviewer: I am sorry. Anyway. Have you finished petitioning?
Vanity : *is about to hit the interviewer for dismissing my shoutouts to Neile and Karen* I'll finish when I come back. *looks for an excuse to end interview*
Interviewer: You better. You need to or else--
Vanity : Oh hell no. You didn't just threaten me. You know what? Interview is fucking over. *slaps the cards out of interviewer's hands and walks away* Stupid bitch.
Interviewer: Takes one to know one.
Vanity : Thats it... *beats the interviewer up*
So that was my interview. Sorry it wasn't so peaceful. lol. Anyway, love you guys. Talk to you when I get back. *waves bye to the readers*