Welcome to the Cock-Tail Bakery
I thought the title would catch you attention. So in Sociology of the Family, my small group (Christina, Ashley, Devin, and LeAna) had to come up with a business to present to the class. So we were brainstorming ideas and we couldn't come up with anything. So we decided to have a bakery. We wanted something to be catchy, attention grabbing, and maybe a little perverted. So I being the sweet and innocent one said for no reason the Cock-Tail Bakery. And we all said yes hell. So we decided what type of food we would bake and who would do what. So Ashley made 2 penis cakes and Christina made 1 butt cake, while Devin's mom make cookies and brownies (I love Devin's mom). If you thought we were joking, I'll bring some pictures. Anyway, today was presentation day and we decided to show some of the penis cakes to the boys and they got intimidated so bad. They were like "I am not eating a penis cake" and stuff like that. We showed the cake to our teacher, Mr. Blount, and he turned beet red so fast it was not even funny. He was laughing really hard and he said that is a first. That was bad. Ashley and I posed with a chocolate penis and a vanilla penis. I tasted the chocolate one and said so that is what a penis taste like. Yeah, I said it. I think that officially killed my good girl image. I also said I want a piece of ass cake as well, but we were having too much fun at the class' expense. Ashley and I then said there was a creamy filling inside both penis cakes and the guys shook their heads and started blushing. We weren't the only ones with dirty minds. Another group brought in genital gum drops and edible underwear. Mr. Blount loved it. I am still thinking about the penis cake. Okay, my mind is far in the gutter. Damn, anyway, we get to bring our butt cake back on Friday since we didn't get to serve it. And if you are wondering, yes, the guys ate some penis cake. Both chocolate and vanilla. The vanilla had cherries on it. Cherries...*starts thinking* Nevermind. I am done before I get too far gone...later.