Be Jealous
I went to work today, and my boss was really excited about something. She called me back into her office, which is odd because she never does that. But I get there, and she has TWO copies of HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE!!! I saw it! yay! Unfortunately she didnt let me read any of it because she had to sign her soul away to JK Rowling and Co. saying she wouldn't let anyone really look at it till after the release date (saturday). I concidered stealing it from her office, but i figured that would be a really bad idea, even if it was very unlikely i'd get caught.