For fuck's sake people! (and a sruvey)
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31422688/ns/us_news-weird_news/?GT1=43001
Some people consider PETA a ridiculous group of extremists. Until this article, I was inclined to give them the benefit of the doubt.
In other news... A SURVEY!
Did you accept or deny your last friends request?
***Golly It has been a long time since I added an LJ friend. I did accept the last Facebook request I received.
Was the last person you hugged a male or female?
***Female. My girlfriend
Do you have a pet fish?
***Nopers
Have you ever had an abortion?
***No
If you could travel back in time, how far would you go?
***the 60's. I'd go see Hendrix and the Who. I'd bring ecstasy.
Are you wearing rings?
***No
What did you last go see at the cinemas?
***Watchmen
Are you doing well at school?
***No. School is a distant memory for me.
Do you like guessing?
***No
Have you ever seen the film Aristocats?
***Yeah
Believe in God?
***I grok that thou art God, water brother
Do you read books often?
***whenever I can
Did your night suck?
***I slept through it
Are you starting to realize anything?
***every day
Do you have empty alcohol bottles hidden anywhere?
***Does the recycle bin count?
How late did you stay up last night and why?
***Midnight. Because I didn't go to sleep before that (duh)
Did you go out or stay in last night?
***stayed in
Where were you at 10pm last nite?
***I don't answer questions with cute misspellings. I'm too old to spend the "nite" anywhere.
When was the last time something bothered you?
***Something bothers me every day
Are diamonds a girls best friend?
***I wouldn't know
Do you straighten your hair?
***No
Do you wear clothes/ shoes/ jewelry that are uncomfortable?
***No
Do you text message a lot?
***Not really
Do you freak out if you miss your favourite show?
***I am irritated by people that have never been to England or Australia, but effect their spelling habits as a way to seem cute or sophisticated.
Last person you talked on the phone with?
***Jenny, from the corporate office.
What was the first thing you did when you woke up today?
***Opened my eyes
Do you get along with your parents?
***pretty much.
Do you believe that what comes around goes around?
***Yes
What are your plans for tonight?
***No plans as yet
Do you miss anyone?
***Yes
Do you give out second chances too easily?
***Second chances: yes. Third chances: no.
What did you do yesterday?
***worked. Laundry.
When was the last time you talked to your number 2 on your top?
***Great, I'm halfway through this damn thing and you want me to page back and see who my number 2 is? Or wait, do they even have that for Livejournal?
Are you happy at the moment?
***Relatively
Why do you feel like that?
***because I'm in love and things could be a lot worse
What are your plans for tomorrow?
***work
Do you know if anyone likes you?
***yes
Are you open with your feelings to people?
***people I care about, yeah
Have your parents ever smoked pot?
***I don't think so
Who did you text last?
***Clare
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
***I know for a fact that I can
Are you an alcoholic?
***No
What would you say if you found out your friend who was your age still slept with a blanket?
***Um, don't most people sleep with blankets? It does get cold at night sometimes.
What was the last email you deleted without opening?
***Something from FLIXTER
What was the last thing you complained about?
***Being broke
What was the last list you made a list of?
***Wha...? I don't make lists out of lists. I make lists of things other than lists.
What was the last interesting thing you wondered about?
***animal "handedness". Well it was interesting to me.
Explain something that frustrates you often?
***
What is the first movie you remember seeing in theaters with a friend?
***chicken run
What term do people use that you hate?
***anything with the words “dude” or “man” but mostly “dude”
Do you have emotional ties to the town you are currently in?
***Fuck that
What was the last thing that truly made your heart smile?
***a message from an old loved one
Which bills do you have to pay?
***the bills
Have you ever just washed your hair over the tub?
***many times
Is there anything you're trying to do more often?
***calm the fuck down like I used too
Do you know anyone whose initials spell something?
***little brothers name spells SAM
What is your favorite line from your favorite movie?
***humm currently?….Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?
Approximately how long do two people have to date before you'd say they're in a long term relationship?
***I don’t say
How many open houses did you go to last summer?
***bwah?
What would you do if one of your best friends was trying to meet a guy they met online?
***never tried to stop her before…
Do you have any photos on your camera you should upload?
***no, they are all shite
Some people consider PETA a ridiculous group of extremists. Until this article, I was inclined to give them the benefit of the doubt.
In other news... A SURVEY!
Did you accept or deny your last friends request?
***Golly It has been a long time since I added an LJ friend. I did accept the last Facebook request I received.
Was the last person you hugged a male or female?
***Female. My girlfriend
Do you have a pet fish?
***Nopers
Have you ever had an abortion?
***No
If you could travel back in time, how far would you go?
***the 60's. I'd go see Hendrix and the Who. I'd bring ecstasy.
Are you wearing rings?
***No
What did you last go see at the cinemas?
***Watchmen
Are you doing well at school?
***No. School is a distant memory for me.
Do you like guessing?
***No
Have you ever seen the film Aristocats?
***Yeah
Believe in God?
***I grok that thou art God, water brother
Do you read books often?
***whenever I can
Did your night suck?
***I slept through it
Are you starting to realize anything?
***every day
Do you have empty alcohol bottles hidden anywhere?
***Does the recycle bin count?
How late did you stay up last night and why?
***Midnight. Because I didn't go to sleep before that (duh)
Did you go out or stay in last night?
***stayed in
Where were you at 10pm last nite?
***I don't answer questions with cute misspellings. I'm too old to spend the "nite" anywhere.
When was the last time something bothered you?
***Something bothers me every day
Are diamonds a girls best friend?
***I wouldn't know
Do you straighten your hair?
***No
Do you wear clothes/ shoes/ jewelry that are uncomfortable?
***No
Do you text message a lot?
***Not really
Do you freak out if you miss your favourite show?
***I am irritated by people that have never been to England or Australia, but effect their spelling habits as a way to seem cute or sophisticated.
Last person you talked on the phone with?
***Jenny, from the corporate office.
What was the first thing you did when you woke up today?
***Opened my eyes
Do you get along with your parents?
***pretty much.
Do you believe that what comes around goes around?
***Yes
What are your plans for tonight?
***No plans as yet
Do you miss anyone?
***Yes
Do you give out second chances too easily?
***Second chances: yes. Third chances: no.
What did you do yesterday?
***worked. Laundry.
When was the last time you talked to your number 2 on your top?
***Great, I'm halfway through this damn thing and you want me to page back and see who my number 2 is? Or wait, do they even have that for Livejournal?
Are you happy at the moment?
***Relatively
Why do you feel like that?
***because I'm in love and things could be a lot worse
What are your plans for tomorrow?
***work
Do you know if anyone likes you?
***yes
Are you open with your feelings to people?
***people I care about, yeah
Have your parents ever smoked pot?
***I don't think so
Who did you text last?
***Clare
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
***I know for a fact that I can
Are you an alcoholic?
***No
What would you say if you found out your friend who was your age still slept with a blanket?
***Um, don't most people sleep with blankets? It does get cold at night sometimes.
What was the last email you deleted without opening?
***Something from FLIXTER
What was the last thing you complained about?
***Being broke
What was the last list you made a list of?
***Wha...? I don't make lists out of lists. I make lists of things other than lists.
What was the last interesting thing you wondered about?
***animal "handedness". Well it was interesting to me.
Explain something that frustrates you often?
***
What is the first movie you remember seeing in theaters with a friend?
***chicken run
What term do people use that you hate?
***anything with the words “dude” or “man” but mostly “dude”
Do you have emotional ties to the town you are currently in?
***Fuck that
What was the last thing that truly made your heart smile?
***a message from an old loved one
Which bills do you have to pay?
***the bills
Have you ever just washed your hair over the tub?
***many times
Is there anything you're trying to do more often?
***calm the fuck down like I used too
Do you know anyone whose initials spell something?
***little brothers name spells SAM
What is your favorite line from your favorite movie?
***humm currently?….Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?
Approximately how long do two people have to date before you'd say they're in a long term relationship?
***I don’t say
How many open houses did you go to last summer?
***bwah?
What would you do if one of your best friends was trying to meet a guy they met online?
***never tried to stop her before…
Do you have any photos on your camera you should upload?
***no, they are all shite