sweetness and light.
upon writing this:
...if you looked down at my sleeve, my heart would be quite visible right now.
so here you go...
i keep looking at you at various times and can't help but think how beautiful you are. at all times of the day. when you're sleepy and your hair's all messy, when you get out of the shower and put on your fancy work clothes and smell like sandalwood, when you're in the car zoning out, when you're laughing at someone's joke.
and you are always slightly mysterious...
and you know the latin names of plants and what insects' body parts are called.
and you have amazingly creative ideas and don't think twice about putting them to good use...
a slightly ridiculous email to the girlfriend,
this:
Creepy Crawly Head Lice?
You Can Wipe Out Lice In Minutes No Combs or Pics - Dip and Rinse www.licex.com/lice_pictures
It could happen to you
Random nonsense and drivel. The page is yellow. www.angstypuppy.com
Kill Lice in 10 Seconds
Used safely by Army Rangers and Desperate Moms! Kills lice & eggs. www.HeadLiceKiller.com
is what gmail decided to advertise alongside the email.
it took me a little while, but then i decided it was the mention of the word "hair" followed by the word "insect" that resulted in such a flurry of infestation information. this struck me as amazingly hilarious.
dear significant other,
i love you, you are awesome.
also, here is some valuable information on that head lice you wanted.
love, other signiciant other.
i still can't figure out the "random nonsense and drivel" part.
oh wait. maybe i can.
...if you looked down at my sleeve, my heart would be quite visible right now.
so here you go...
i keep looking at you at various times and can't help but think how beautiful you are. at all times of the day. when you're sleepy and your hair's all messy, when you get out of the shower and put on your fancy work clothes and smell like sandalwood, when you're in the car zoning out, when you're laughing at someone's joke.
and you are always slightly mysterious...
and you know the latin names of plants and what insects' body parts are called.
and you have amazingly creative ideas and don't think twice about putting them to good use...
a slightly ridiculous email to the girlfriend,
this:
Creepy Crawly Head Lice?
You Can Wipe Out Lice In Minutes No Combs or Pics - Dip and Rinse www.licex.com/lice_pictures
It could happen to you
Random nonsense and drivel. The page is yellow. www.angstypuppy.com
Kill Lice in 10 Seconds
Used safely by Army Rangers and Desperate Moms! Kills lice & eggs. www.HeadLiceKiller.com
is what gmail decided to advertise alongside the email.
it took me a little while, but then i decided it was the mention of the word "hair" followed by the word "insect" that resulted in such a flurry of infestation information. this struck me as amazingly hilarious.
dear significant other,
i love you, you are awesome.
also, here is some valuable information on that head lice you wanted.
love, other signiciant other.
i still can't figure out the "random nonsense and drivel" part.
oh wait. maybe i can.