"Performance" review

[mooncancer]

It kinda sucks when performance reviews aren't actually based on performance; our team well exceeded our metrics for the year, but we're all getting 'average' reviews since that's the highest our dept managers are allowed to dispense this year (stings extra for me since I've always gotten 'above average' reviews in previous years.)

Guess if the world doesn't end, 2013 is a good a time as any to refresh my resume.