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since there is nothing new in my life i am just going to dedicate this entry to some funny jokes. heehee
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Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: Its Braille for "suck here".
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Q: What is an Australian kiss?
A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down under.
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Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.
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Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
A: 1 U.S. leader
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Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we're closed.
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well isn't that just a jajajaja funny there?
i'm just bored so don't mind me
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Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: Its Braille for "suck here".
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Q: What is an Australian kiss?
A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down under.
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Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.
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Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
A: 1 U.S. leader
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Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we're closed.
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well isn't that just a jajajaja funny there?
i'm just bored so don't mind me