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Apr 29, 2005 19:34

K-chan's Religion

Edicts:

1. Everyone has to be dressed cutely or else they'll explode. Note that cuteness is judged by the Supreme Mistress. (moi)
2. Same sex marriage is legal. Don't like it? Burn.
3. Sex changes will not be costly. They are simply someone getting the body they SHOULD have been born with. A right anyone has.
4. Rude miltary stepfathers will be put in rooms full of gay men who are stronger than them and sodomized repeatedly until broken.
5. PMS is a valid excuse for missing work and entitles the sufferer to free snacks and/or large amounts of caffeine.

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