Ugh.

[moon_whisper]

Do you ever get the feeling that you just shouldn't answer the phone? Do you ever answer it anyway and then immediately regret it?

My ex-boyfriend Matt just called. >_< If I'd known it was him, I wouldn't have answered, but his name didn't show up on the caller-ID. He said he was watching Lord of the Rings the other day, and it made him think of

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[sonicthehedgie]

Kill him.. and if you don't want to, I can. Just tell him you have to hang out with other people or something. Make plans. I am more than willing to hurt people if you wish even. I enjoy hurting people who deserve it. Well I am off to watch more DBZ movies that I illegally downloaded.

[moon_whisper]

Eh, we can't just kill him. People get in trouble for that sort of thing.

[warriorhero]

Yes...but people get away with it more often.

[moon_whisper]

I don't know it I'd say more often...

[warriorhero]

You would be surprised. Crimes of passion get caught. The kill was unplanned, spontaneous. Then there was the hasty attempt to cover it up. So much evidence. Very few of those get away. Serial killers get caught because of the nature of what they do. Even the most careful serial killers have a method to how they kill. That makes them traceable. That, and one only gets to be branded a "serial killer" after multiple kills. It is the single kills that never get caught. Say you take a year to plan it out. Become best friends with your mark. Then one day they are found dead on the street. There are no prints. There is no DNA. There is no murder weapon. Only a corpse with a knife wound in the back of the neck. Of course if you want to be dramatically cliché, you can just make them dissapear. People die all the time, but the media never covers what they do not have a story for.

[moon_whisper]

You scare me sometimes, James.

[sonicthehedgie]

Not when they have crazy cool ninja skills.. It's been done before. Fuck CSI, I can find a way around that.

[moon_whisper]

Haha. You know what's funny? I've been watching so much Law & Order and Monk lately that every time I start to think of how nice it would be to kill someone (jokingly, of course ^_~), I immediately quash the idea, saying to myself, "No way, you watch L&O, you know you'd never get away with it. Those people are way smarter than you."

It's really rather frustrating.

[dusc]

Just find a person who can't endure the inconsistencies, inherit conflicts or obviously ignored buget constraints presented within L&O, CSI and Monk, and start a hypothetical conversation.

[moon_whisper]

How dare you. You have offended me. I shall speak to you no more.

[dusc]

was that hypothetically?