women.
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her 40th birthday.
"I'd love to be six again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they
went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the
park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything
there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her
head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went,
where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along
with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then, it was off to a
movie - the latest Disney and what a fabulous adventure!
Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned
over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"
One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."
The moral of this story is: When a woman speaks and a man is actually
listening, he will still get it wrong.
"I'd love to be six again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they
went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the
park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything
there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her
head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went,
where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along
with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then, it was off to a
movie - the latest Disney and what a fabulous adventure!
Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned
over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"
One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."
The moral of this story is: When a woman speaks and a man is actually
listening, he will still get it wrong.