Now on ALT: Airport Lounge Time!
Holy crap, has it been almost two years since I last posted? That's what dialup will get you (that is to say: a lot of attempts at page loading, followed by a lot of curse words, followed by vows to never try again). Meh, I mostly use it to read fic, anyway.
That said, since I am in the city for a few hours (Ottawa, on route to TO, on route to Thunder Bay, on route to Sioux Lookout) I actually have high speed! I'm on SPEEEEEEEED~!
(Still jealous of the cityfolk and their fancy cellphones/tablets/espresso drinks, though.)
IN OTHER NEWS:
Work at the library is on a temporary hold, as the next contract doesn't start until Nov. 1. Handed in the world's best resume to apply for the job yesterday, before it's even been posted! My objective is to to establish a foothold position from which to launch my planned world coup.
My past jobs include: Assassin (Oyaranka Ninja Clan, 2008-11), Blacksmith's Assistant (Old Forge Inc., 2008-09), Pastry Chef (H.P. Smedley School of Culinary Arts, 2007), Raised Orphans for Fun & Profit (Kathmandu, Nepal), and Whale Trainer (Carthage Aquarium).
I've volunteered, too! I supervised the Sistine Chapel Restoration, was a volunteer lexicographer (for the OED), and organized the Free Pie Project. I've also been canonized (preobitously), am part cyborg, can speak Luxemburgish, and have an honourary Master's Degree in Awesomeness. References are unfortunately unavailable (especially when I worked for CSIS, all of which is classified intell, natch).
I was bored, okay? And I did hand in a real one, too. Because I am a RESPONSIBLE ADULT.
AWESOME THINGS:
-Watching planes take off/come in. I read an Archie comic once where Reggie takes Veronica on a date to the airport, which she was really upset about, but I would totally date Reggie if he took me to watch planes. (Maybe not, 'cause he's a bit of an ass, but still...)
-Coffee
-Free HIGH SPEED
-People watching
-Cute boy watching (sorry, is that objectification?)
-Rereading ridiculous old journal posts (from the end of 1st year uni!)
-This particular song shuffle; good job, ipod!
-Being in a place that is actually multicultural...the Valley, this is not.
-My back doesn't hurt right now!
That said, since I am in the city for a few hours (Ottawa, on route to TO, on route to Thunder Bay, on route to Sioux Lookout) I actually have high speed! I'm on SPEEEEEEEED~!
(Still jealous of the cityfolk and their fancy cellphones/tablets/espresso drinks, though.)
IN OTHER NEWS:
Work at the library is on a temporary hold, as the next contract doesn't start until Nov. 1. Handed in the world's best resume to apply for the job yesterday, before it's even been posted! My objective is to to establish a foothold position from which to launch my planned world coup.
My past jobs include: Assassin (Oyaranka Ninja Clan, 2008-11), Blacksmith's Assistant (Old Forge Inc., 2008-09), Pastry Chef (H.P. Smedley School of Culinary Arts, 2007), Raised Orphans for Fun & Profit (Kathmandu, Nepal), and Whale Trainer (Carthage Aquarium).
I've volunteered, too! I supervised the Sistine Chapel Restoration, was a volunteer lexicographer (for the OED), and organized the Free Pie Project. I've also been canonized (preobitously), am part cyborg, can speak Luxemburgish, and have an honourary Master's Degree in Awesomeness. References are unfortunately unavailable (especially when I worked for CSIS, all of which is classified intell, natch).
I was bored, okay? And I did hand in a real one, too. Because I am a RESPONSIBLE ADULT.
AWESOME THINGS:
-Watching planes take off/come in. I read an Archie comic once where Reggie takes Veronica on a date to the airport, which she was really upset about, but I would totally date Reggie if he took me to watch planes. (Maybe not, 'cause he's a bit of an ass, but still...)
-Coffee
-Free HIGH SPEED
-People watching
-Cute boy watching (sorry, is that objectification?)
-Rereading ridiculous old journal posts (from the end of 1st year uni!)
-This particular song shuffle; good job, ipod!
-Being in a place that is actually multicultural...the Valley, this is not.
-My back doesn't hurt right now!