Jul 17, 2009 19:09
Harry Potter 6 was crappy.
I wish I had AJ's silver tongue when it comes to writing movie reviews, but I don't.
Imagine all the things a movie needs, like drama, a climax, or giving a shit about the characters, now get rid of those, and add in a truly wretchedly written book. There you go.
Better than Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, but only by a HAIR. If I could have cut and hour from the plot, and changed a little dialogue, I would have LOVED T2: Rolling on the Floor, but no amount of cutting could have saved HP6: giving less than Half a shit about Snape.
REMEMBER HIM? SNAPE? Like, the main character in book 6? He gets maybe 5 minutes of airtime.
LAME.