I Will Burn to Death!.
During one of your well known sex romps with the local slut, you neglected to put out your cigarette, and set fire to your house. Thinking your whales and moans to be those of passion, no one bothered calling 911... your death was one of the most painful imaginable.. And you didn't even get to cum.
Find out how you will die, Take the Death Quiz now! yea thats pretty tight, passsionate too
except it wouldnt be a cigarette it would be cigaweed
gorsky complains i use the words "tight" and "hella" too much in my writings
what a weiner
i almost forgot...
GET CRUNKED YEA YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!