By Crom!
A webcomic by Rachel Kahn, In which a young artist (who seems to suffer depression and anxiety) gets advice from Conan, and not the Arnold Schwartzenegger version, but Howard's original character. When she asks, "What do I do when it feels like the universe is out to get me?" he considers this, then replies: "First, decide if it is a worthy opponent. If not, I prefer to laugh."