3 Line Metamorphoses
For rattyfleef, because she asked
The Three Act Nightingale Myth
I
Tereus: Rowr, my wife's sister is hot. I'd hit that.
Procne: I want my daddy!
Tereus: Shut up or I'll cut your tongue out. Sorry, did I say "or"?
II
Philomena: What's that slightly garbled singing? *follows sound*
Procne's loom: YOUR FUCKTARD HUSBAND RAPED ME.
Philomena: I swear I will have revenge on him and his progeny!
III
Itys: Hi mama, I love you!
Philomena: Hello, cupcake, come over to the oven for a second.
Tereus: Nummy pie, sweetie. What's in it?
Jove: The missus is going to be so pissed I raped another nymph.
Juno: Slut! Whore! Homewrecker!
Callisto: You mean him, right? Hey, why am I a bear?
Arachne: I'm using my weaving to protest all the non-con happening around here.
Athena: You got a point there. But I'm still turning you into a spider.
Jove: That's my girl!
Cassiope: My daughter is the most beautiful girl in the--oops
Perseus: Hey, if you want down from that cliff you have to marry me.
Andromeda: Drowned or married...drowned or married....
Actaeon: Oh, whoops, totally didn't see you there.
Diana: DIE like the animal you are!
Me: uh.....the end.
Pygmalion: My statue is so smokin' hot in the sack!
Venus: Aww, isn't that sweet? *poof*
Statue: I can has dialogue now? And a name?
Myrrha: I wanna boink my dad. Is this wrong?
Myrrha's dad: Servant, bring me a random babe and I'll screw her in total darkness.
Ovid: I so don't get paid enough for this.
The Three Act Nightingale Myth
I
Tereus: Rowr, my wife's sister is hot. I'd hit that.
Procne: I want my daddy!
Tereus: Shut up or I'll cut your tongue out. Sorry, did I say "or"?
II
Philomena: What's that slightly garbled singing? *follows sound*
Procne's loom: YOUR FUCKTARD HUSBAND RAPED ME.
Philomena: I swear I will have revenge on him and his progeny!
III
Itys: Hi mama, I love you!
Philomena: Hello, cupcake, come over to the oven for a second.
Tereus: Nummy pie, sweetie. What's in it?
Jove: The missus is going to be so pissed I raped another nymph.
Juno: Slut! Whore! Homewrecker!
Callisto: You mean him, right? Hey, why am I a bear?
Arachne: I'm using my weaving to protest all the non-con happening around here.
Athena: You got a point there. But I'm still turning you into a spider.
Jove: That's my girl!
Cassiope: My daughter is the most beautiful girl in the--oops
Perseus: Hey, if you want down from that cliff you have to marry me.
Andromeda: Drowned or married...drowned or married....
Actaeon: Oh, whoops, totally didn't see you there.
Diana: DIE like the animal you are!
Me: uh.....the end.
Pygmalion: My statue is so smokin' hot in the sack!
Venus: Aww, isn't that sweet? *poof*
Statue: I can has dialogue now? And a name?
Myrrha: I wanna boink my dad. Is this wrong?
Myrrha's dad: Servant, bring me a random babe and I'll screw her in total darkness.
Ovid: I so don't get paid enough for this.