the sadness just sleeps and it stays & it stays in my spine for the rest of my life
Tis xmas eve. Are you all excited? I would be if I were you. The fat man in red is coming.
"oh dahling, that colour does nothing for your complexion!"
"Ho...ho...ho? Give me the pie, bitch"
Now go over there and say that. There has been far too little Father Ted on. That's christmas in a 30 minute slice of visual pleasure. It's sickening. Come, pull a cracker with me. Get utterly hammered, eat too much and regret it all in the morning. Better yet, play the Sims until your brain goes: "I THINK NOT!" and goes to sleep for the next 3 days. Oh, how i wish I could drive. Enough nonsense, all of you, stop it now.
I feel like I'm in one of those Victorian novels I hate so very much.
Stolen from ampstable who probably stole it from somewhere else. Ok, that will be the last mention of you sir!
1. What did you do in 2004 that you'd never done before?
detention and got a paycheck.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I forgot them so no and no, I cannot be bothered with all that.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
no.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
no.
5. What countries did you visit?
Greece and the USA
6. What would you like to have in 2005 that you lacked in 2004?
A tortoise
7. What date from 2004 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
February 20th because...it will.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Umm...gcses? I don't know.
9. What was your biggest failure of the year?
Oh, regret and pride do not concern me!
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
nope, I'm beautifully healthy.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
An inflatable dragon.
12. Whose behaviour merited celebration?
Not mine...possibly yours.
13. Whose behaviour made you appalled and depressed?
Today's generation
14. Where did most of your money go?
Down the drain.
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
My car.
16. What songs will always remind you of 2004?
Bic Runga - When I see You Smile
17. Compared to this time last year, are you happier or sadder?
The same but with more moodswings and more 'eh?'
. . .thinner or fatter?
fatter...i get fatter by the year.
. . .richer or poorer?
personally, richer.
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Larking about.
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Worrying and procrastinating.
20. How will you be spending Christmas?
At home, with my family in seperate rooms.
22. Did you fall in love in 2004?
no.
23. How many one night stands?
none.
24. What were your favourite TV programmes?
little britain, teachers, six feet under.
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
no.
26. What was the best book you read?
Dan Brown - Angels and Demons - I've read an appallingly small amount of books this year.
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
cursive.
28. What did you want and get?
success and i got it in moderation.
29. What did you want and not get?
Bliss.
30. What was your favourite film of this year?
This year was crap for films. I spit on 2004
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
17, school, bitched, jumped up and down after getting my car and then went for a meal.
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
a driving licence.
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2004?
so last year.
34. What kept you sane?
eddie Izzard.
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Stuart Townsend and Johnny Depp.
36. What political issue stirred you the most?
Ken Bigley, Reg Keysa dn President Bush's re-election.
37. Who did you miss?
Frankie and Jo.
38. Who was the best new person you met?
Mike =P
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2004.
The things you wish for for so long are always flawed.
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
"Lately I've been wishing I had one desire
something that would make me never want another"
Merry Christmas, my little bitches! xxx
"oh dahling, that colour does nothing for your complexion!"
"Ho...ho...ho? Give me the pie, bitch"
Now go over there and say that. There has been far too little Father Ted on. That's christmas in a 30 minute slice of visual pleasure. It's sickening. Come, pull a cracker with me. Get utterly hammered, eat too much and regret it all in the morning. Better yet, play the Sims until your brain goes: "I THINK NOT!" and goes to sleep for the next 3 days. Oh, how i wish I could drive. Enough nonsense, all of you, stop it now.
I feel like I'm in one of those Victorian novels I hate so very much.
Stolen from ampstable who probably stole it from somewhere else. Ok, that will be the last mention of you sir!
1. What did you do in 2004 that you'd never done before?
detention and got a paycheck.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I forgot them so no and no, I cannot be bothered with all that.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
no.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
no.
5. What countries did you visit?
Greece and the USA
6. What would you like to have in 2005 that you lacked in 2004?
A tortoise
7. What date from 2004 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
February 20th because...it will.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Umm...gcses? I don't know.
9. What was your biggest failure of the year?
Oh, regret and pride do not concern me!
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
nope, I'm beautifully healthy.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
An inflatable dragon.
12. Whose behaviour merited celebration?
Not mine...possibly yours.
13. Whose behaviour made you appalled and depressed?
Today's generation
14. Where did most of your money go?
Down the drain.
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
My car.
16. What songs will always remind you of 2004?
Bic Runga - When I see You Smile
17. Compared to this time last year, are you happier or sadder?
The same but with more moodswings and more 'eh?'
. . .thinner or fatter?
fatter...i get fatter by the year.
. . .richer or poorer?
personally, richer.
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Larking about.
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Worrying and procrastinating.
20. How will you be spending Christmas?
At home, with my family in seperate rooms.
22. Did you fall in love in 2004?
no.
23. How many one night stands?
none.
24. What were your favourite TV programmes?
little britain, teachers, six feet under.
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
no.
26. What was the best book you read?
Dan Brown - Angels and Demons - I've read an appallingly small amount of books this year.
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
cursive.
28. What did you want and get?
success and i got it in moderation.
29. What did you want and not get?
Bliss.
30. What was your favourite film of this year?
This year was crap for films. I spit on 2004
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
17, school, bitched, jumped up and down after getting my car and then went for a meal.
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
a driving licence.
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2004?
so last year.
34. What kept you sane?
eddie Izzard.
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Stuart Townsend and Johnny Depp.
36. What political issue stirred you the most?
Ken Bigley, Reg Keysa dn President Bush's re-election.
37. Who did you miss?
Frankie and Jo.
38. Who was the best new person you met?
Mike =P
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2004.
The things you wish for for so long are always flawed.
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
"Lately I've been wishing I had one desire
something that would make me never want another"
Merry Christmas, my little bitches! xxx