I mean this entirely seriously.
It seems to be important to my day-to-day client schmoozing to have more than a passing understanding of sports (ie, not just which ball goes with which sport). How can I get this understanding without becoming a sports fan who watches games? I kind of want to read a blog that tells me from time to time who's doing what in which sport, and why it's interesting. Like, Major Sports For The Socially Awkward, so that when someone says "blah blah blah Bengals blah blah Super Bowl" I don't say "dude, tigers don't even PLAY baseball", but instead have some understanding of the conversation.