Showtime "Masters Of Horror"

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Homer: "Okay, Marge, you hide in the abandoned amusement park; Lisa, the pet cemetery; Bart, spooking roller disco; and I'll go skinny-dipping in that lake where the sexy teens were killed a hundred years ago tonight."

• If a corpse of a scorned lover who's body was dumped at this exact spot in the sea, is trying to kill you while the two of you are out on a tiny boat at midnight with a full moon, jumping into the water in order to escape the corpse should not be the 1st thing you do!  She is dead, and drowned, why would jumping into the sea seem like an escape plan?

• If cannibalistic 200 year old army was knocking at your door a moment ago, do not go outside alone to check if they left.  

• If you know for a fact something evil is after your kid, don't tuck them in their room at the other end of the house three floors away.

• If getting your hands on a gun while a crazy serial killer is chasing you - don't warn him that you will shoot, just shoot.
  

• Do not call 911 with the phrase "a corpse attacked my friend and sucked his blood"  and wonder why why don't take you seriously.

• If you find your self in a tiny Japanese village and everyone tells you to stay away from the scary woman in black -  stay away from the woman in black.

• Do warn anyone trying to help you that you are dying from some outer space virus spread by touch.

• If you see a person give birth to a scary toothy alien/monster/demon  - do stab it, it's not a baby, or even if it is but looks like it might eat you, stab it.

Other than - great bit of macabre, highly recommend watching it.

http://www.surfthechannel.com/show/television/Masters_of_Horror.html