who in the hell invented FRUITCAKE. ugh. what a waste of baking time.
nasty heavy laden cake full of dried fruit and nuts.
it LOOKS horrible and unappetising as well as BEING the latter.
yuck yuck yuck.
and WHY on earth would people have that nastiness as the basis of a wedding cake? WHY WHY? ok. fine. because it's a very versatile and sturdy cake if you want an eiffle tower of a cake. but then you're spending money for a huge tall cake that you or anyone might not like.
screw fruicake. i'm having me a chocolate cake of some kind for my own wedding.
i feel like throwing up just looking at it